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The Day of Yuki's Romantic Fantasy!! [31 May 2006|04:03pm] [ mood | thoughtful ] [ music | Evanesence ] From now on, the 31st of every month shall be known as...THE DAY OF YUKI'S ROMANTIC FANTASY!!! Ahaha. I read Fruits Basket 6 today :) It centered around Kyou a lot. felt so sorry for him about the true form thing. Monique is now convinced that Tohru MUST get with him in the end :) It was so sad. And it was really good to *finally* meet Kazuma. It made that scene in We're All Stupid People where Kyou tells him about everything which happened between him and Yuki all the better :D But, somehow...it made me feel a lot more sorry for Yuki as well. They're almost even in the horrors of what happened, but at least Kyou had Kazuma. Yuki could have had Ayame, but he just didn't care. Because, when you think about it...Kyou had the true form, Yuki was tortured by Akito. Everyone (except Kazuma) hated Kyou, Yuki only had Akito, who I would be totally surprised if (s)he didn't torture him mentally as well, by making him think that he had no-one who cared for him. As I said, he placed all his hope in Ayame, but he tore them up. You know? I guess that's part of the reason why I don't really like Kyou/Tohru OR Yuki/Tohru (Today, when me and Monique were talking about it, we kept saying 'Yuki/Kyou' instead by accident n_n;;;). With both of them... Well, let's agree that both of them love her. Let's take that for given. So. What would Yuki do if she went with Kyou? What would you do if the one person you really loved, who had been able to really make you happy, went with your biggest enemy instead? Ditto with Kyou. Both of hem would be heartbroken. And, as above, they have both ahrdly had great childhoods. Emotionally, they are very weak, as anyone who had to suffer as they did qould be. Not only that, but they have both (as I said, I'm assuming Akito would have done that to Yuki) felt throughout that childhood, perhaps not perpetually, but at least for part of the time, like no-one trully loved them. Let's add that. Throughout all your childhood, you were made to feel worthless and unloved by anyone, and it's been filled with sorrow and misery on your part. Then, someone comes along, who is the first person in a long, long time to make you feel truly happy, to be able to make you smile. The first person you have ever truly loved, and who you have ever felt might truly love you back. Then, they leave you for your worst enemy. I simply cannot...imagine. You know? I just think that either way would be monstrously cruel, infinately evil. There are few things I simply couldn't bring myself to do no matter how angry I was, but this would be one of them. An experience like this would, in my opinion, scar a person for life. Not only that, but, as I said, they go with your worst enemy. Yuki and Kyou have shown many times through the series that they hate each other, but both of them have also showed how that although they hate the other, they are still human, and wouldn't hate the other enough to do something like, say, what Akito does to either of them. Especially Yuki (In my opinion, at least.), they still care about each other enough. Like what Mine was saying in Book 6, if they fight, it means they are aknowleging each other. And they don't pick fights for no reason. As I said, they do care at least a little about each other, as is shown when both confess their admiration of the other, and I think there's a part in book 3 or 5 where Kyou is saying how much he hates Yuki, and Shigure is telling him how it sounds like he thinks he's obliged to hate him. And, if my memory serves correct, Kyou acts like he thinks that's stupid, that he likes hating him, but doesn't sound convincing. So, what am I getting at here? Well, the rat and the cat hate each other, right? But I don't think they *have* to hate each other. It's ingrained in them from the start, and the other hates them, so obviously they do now. But, I think, that in the right circumstances, that could change. Take Haru, for example. The rat rode the Ox to the banquet, so he should hate Yuki, right? And he did. He blamed the rat for making him stupid.But then he confronted Yuki, yelling at him about how it was his fault that he was stupid, but Yuki questioned him, "Are you really? Are you really stupid?" And Haru said, "...no. I'm not stupid." And from then on, he didn't hate Yuki. In fact, he loved him. See what I mean? Kyou and Yuki hate each other right now, but I think eventually, if the circumstances were right, they could lose this hate, even become friends. Here's where I get to my point. Let's say there's someone you hate, but deep down, you don't *really* despise them as much as you think, in fact, deep down you might even want just a little to become friends with them. Then, add all that stuff about the rough childhood and meeting the person you love. And who do they go with? Why, the person you 'hate'. Do you see what I mean? Basically, i feel that one day, Yuki and Kyou could become friends, that is, if Tohru never chooses. Tohru is sort of a double-edged sword- if she had never come in the first place, they would probably hate each other more than they do with her here, yet she is the single thing which could drive the two apart. And it would. Both of them, I feel, couldn't help despise the other, no matter how much they don't want to. I don't think either would try and pry the other two apart (They love Tohru too much for that), but it would break them, and with no-one else to blame, why, of course they would blame the other. They couldn't find it in thheir heart to blame Tohru who, technically, is really the one you should blame if anyone, but hating the other would be much easier. If it weren't for Tohru loving them both, and them both loving Tohru, they could possibly become friends. But not while those circumstances remain. You might say that eventually they would get over it. But I think that, if that ever did happen, it would take a very long time. For one, overcoming their love for Tohru, as, of course, the first person who every really made them feel happy and loved, would take a very long time, and that's not even counting the mental scarring that I mentioned above. I think it's possible that they might get over it, but I don't think they could ever get past her. And that, my friends, I think would be one of the saddest things of all. Wow. That was practically an essay n_n;;; I have another reaon, but it's much less...well, the sort of argument you'd put on a message board about which ship is better. It's simply that neither of them seems right. Kyouru kind of bothers me, in a everyone-loves-Kyou sort of way (In real life, not in the story n_n;;) And Yukiru just...doesn't seem right. Both of them have the other either on the sidelines, not a real main character, or insanely jealous and trying to sabotage their relationship. I cannot see either of them doing that. So, you see, the only way to please everyone is this: A Yuki/Tohru/Kyou threesome. Yep, that's right, all three of them going out with the other two. Of course, it doesn't seem likely in the least, and the fangirls would NOT be happy, but still. You can dream. :D So. what would I like to happen to either of them pairing-wise should Tohru go with the other? For starters, monique thinks that if it ends up Yukiru (she doesn't think it will, but still), she thinks Kyou and Uotani would go well together. I think this would be an interesting, and good pairing, but It hink she gets with Kureno. I'm not sure, though. She doesn't really think Kagura and Kyou would work, though. She...well, as Monique said, "She's too evil and too nice". Which, strangely, makes sense. She loves him too much. I think if she ever calmed down a bit (which she might well could if they ever did get together), they would get along much better. And what about Yuki? The bad part about Tohru/Yuki or vice versa is that it means Yuki and Kyou can't get together :) But, anyway, who would I like Yuki to get with should Yuki/Tohru fail? Haru. The funny thing is, for a long while, I as good as forgot about Haru. I didn't think about him at all. Then I was reading Fruits Basket again, and when I came across him, I suddenly remembered how much I liked him! I tried the pairing, and, believe it or not, I loved it! See, at the start I only read Yuki/Kyou (It still feels weird to have them interacting in a fanfiction without the chance of them fallng in love), which, by the way, is one of the best for fruits (Get it? Get it? lemons and Limes? And Fruits Basket? Hahaha, I crack myself up. Not.)(Actually, funnily enough, I was only thinking of lemons and limes as I wrote that, I didn't think about Fruits Basket at all while I was writing it o_O) Er...I have to post now, but I'll be back later, mmkay?

I'm too busy writing this entry to think of a good title [28 May 2006|08:54pm] [ mood | weird ] [ music | My new CD I bur- I mean, bought...*shifty eyes* ] Hehe. I'm updating simply because of *one* reason: To talk about one particular thing. It popped into my mind as I was narrating it into my mental livejournal (I do that all the time, It's really annoying because I hate to repeat myself and thinking abuot something and then going to type down that exact same thing counts.)(Unless it's like a second before because I'm in the middle of a story. I type like that. I'm actually thinking about what I'm going to type a second or two before I'm typing. So I'm actually typing something I was only thinking about a couple of seconds ago. I have no idea how I do it :S) Anyway. While I was in Dysneyland, I bought something. I wanted to, see. I just wanted to buy something. I found some stuffed toys later and, since The Lion King is my favourite Dysney movie EVER, wanted to get one but the big ones were too expensive and there weren't ANY lion king small ones which saddened me so much I didn't get any stuffed toys at all but I'm getting off track. The point is, I bought this little drawing notebook thing. You know, like a notebook, but lineless- for drawing. It's all black and grey and white, and it has a black, grey and white picture of Mickey Mouse on a transparent cover (that is, the rest of the cover is transparent) and then under that, visible abround him, is this page with little doodles about drawing Mickey Mouse. On the back it's the same as the front execpt it has the back of Mickey instead of the front. At very first, I I was sort of waiting for something to put in it. You know. I didn't want ANY old doodles in there. Then one day I decided to draw this bunny girl with this little puff thingie with her. I liked her so much I gave her her own manga comic sort of thing. It has a whole cast of characters: The girl, her two friends, one of her friend's twin brother (and her crush), her two little brothers and her mum and dad. They're all animals of some sort. My favourite, of course, is Fukusaki Kotone and her twin Jamei, who are the calm, beautiful, quiet, smart ones in the cast. And, of course, they are mice :) Anyway. It's an Azumanga Daioh sort of comic, as in the panels are all the same size, and it's a little anecdote, comic strip sort of thing. Like there's one with Kotone and Suzuki Maemi (Another of the girl, Rini's friends). In the first panel, Kotone asks Maemi if she wants to study with her, and Maemi says that no, she can't, she has a date with Yukio (I name my characters by the meanings of their names...and Yukio means 'gets what he wants'...It was a coincidence, I swear!! XD) tonight. Then in the next Kotone's confused, and says she thought Maemi went out with Hideaki last night. The next panel is them staring at each other with a pause, then, the alst, is Maemi saying, "So?" See? Get it? So I went through all these first pages, doing little profiles for all of them (which was especially important for those which had spots, especially Maemi, who has several), and then aother couple of pages of comics. I also had three pages for Rini, Kotone and Maemi each- Kotone wearing a long, oversized t-shirt (Because I LOVE that- it looks sooo cute! I wanna draw- oops, that's coming up later...:) ), Maemi wearing a bra and undies (practically lingerie, because that's Maemi ;) ) and Rini wearing this silk cami and undies, which has flowers on them and which I saw on my holiday which look AWESOME. But...then...I started drawing something different. See, I bought Monique Fruits Basket 1 for her birthday, but then she got it from her parents, so it's mine now :D Yayyy! Monique said she'd get me 1 & 2 for my birthday, but she'll have to get 2 & 3 now, which'll be better anyway since 3 was the first one I read and I can barely remember what happened in it n_n;;; (Remember? I actually wrote about it in another entry!! XD) Also, then I'll have the first 4. Once I get them I'll have a Furuba marathon and read them all in a row n_n;;;; Anyway. First... Remember I said how I saw those undies which looked cool? I think this is what happened. I know the result, but I can't entirely remember what happened, but this seems likely. I saw them, and there was a picture of a woman wearing them, and I thought how awesome and floaty and romantic and sexy in an innocently beautiful sort of way, and then I thought of how I couldn't have anyone to picture in them. So, naturally, I pictured Yuki in them. See where this is going? Well, you know how I thoguht Yuki look SO SO SO cute in that pic of him in the girls' uniform? (BEST. PICTURE. EVER.) And how he looks almost as cute in any other women's clothing? WEll, he looked EVER CUTER in those panties. So, from then on, everytime I've seen some ladies' underwear, I've pictured Yuki in them, no matter how...bondage-sexy they are. Y'know, that kind of black leather stuff that I normally hate. Yuki looks good even in THAT. Especially camisoles. Yuki looks perfect in anything beautiful and flowing, and camisoles are perfect. Flowers are perfect. Anyway. Somehow, I found myself copying Yuki's head from my Fruits Basket, and drawing it onto a body wearing a girls' uniform. I'm quite proud of it really. He has this content exression on his face, with his left hand adjusting that sailor bit on the Japanese uniforms (Which, BTW, are the COOLEST CLOTHING EVAR.) and another hand just going off out of the picture doing something. He looks really cute. So, then that made me get this idea for another picture. In this one, Yuki's kind of kneeling on his legs (You know? That Japanese position? It's really natural for me) Oh, crap. I have to go now. To Summarise, and to say what I came on here to say, I started writing this little manga comic about a bunny girl but now I'm just drawing pictures of Yuki, mostly wearing girls' clothing or involving sounen-ai in some way. Wow. I'm sure not messed up or anything :)

[25 May 2006|05:00pm] You hate yourself, but you admire yourself. It's the only thing you have so you cling to it. Being unhappy doesn't make you any better than anyone else, House, it just makes you unhappy.

Bwip!......bwip!......bwip! [14 May 2006|03:31pm] [ mood | pensive ] I'm gonna put here what I get from www.facade.com. It has things like tarot and I Ching, that sort of stuff. I decided to because I did the tarot one and it was really, spookily accurate. So, here it is. Tarot Should I persue Wicca? The left card represents an important element of the past. Temperance, when reversed: Lack of restraint and self-control. Losing one's cool. Energies dispersed through conflicts in personal, business, and spiritual matters. The middle card represents a deciding element of the present. Page of Swords: The essence of air behaving as earth, such as a steady wind: The approach of an unexpected challenge, to be met with clear thought and just action. A person filled with an eager appetite for all matters of mind and logic. The gathering of information through unfaltering vigilance, careful examination, and subtle spycraft. The use of reason or eloquent speech to penetrate the veil of confusion and cut to the heart of the matter. The right card represents a critical element of the future. The Lovers: A caring and trusting relationship. Beauty and inner harmony. A decision calling for emotional control and faithfulness to spiritual values. Runes (I got the computer to choose which runes and what spread) Should I become a Wiccan? The Cross spread is used to plot the arc of your life and the forces acting on it. It is the most popular spread, giving a very complete view of the situation. Stone Runes are most commonly used for questions about the natural world and things beyond human control. The left rune represents an important element of the past. Laguz is the rune representing water. Laguz is a strongly feminine rune, and like the ocean contains much power of an uncontrollable nature. Here the rune is seen in the reversed, symbolic of the ebbing tide. This may suggest power being drawn away, or may perhaps the start of a journey. Since this is a rune of sexual power, the reversal can also suggest sexual problems or dissatisfaction. The middle rune represents a deciding element of the present. Sowelu is a strong symbol, for it represents the sun. Unlike equatorial cultures who may see the sun as a harsh and imperial force capable of causing droughts, in the cold north the sun is a purely feminine force that gives life and allows crops to grow. In dark times, this rune represents clarity of sight and the victory of good over evil. Sowelu is irreversible, as the cycles of the sun and seasons are perpetual. The top rune represents a force that works for you. Gebo means gift, and like many gifts, the rune may be understood on many levels. Gifts are generally positive things, for both the giver and the recipient. In many cultures however, gifts and favors carry with them an obligation to respond in kind. It is for this reason that gifts, and hence the rune Gebo, are frequently symbolic of friendships, marriages, alliances, mergers, and other bonds between people or organizations. Gebo is a strong rune and the unions represented are strong as well. Moreover, Gebo is not reversible, as true friendships are not easily undone. The bottom Rune represents a force that works against you. Wunjo is the rune of Joy. Since joy is least frequently a solitary emotion, this rune often represents mutual or communal bliss. Wunjo is also seen as a rune of the gods and a rune of perfection, carrying with it the elation that blazes from the creation of a perfect work - perhaps this is the true joy of the gods, that they can create perfection. That aside, this rune does not focus on the struggle for perfection or on our inevitable imperfections, but rather on a job well done and the satisfaction that comes from it. The right rune represents the critical element of the future, at the core of the final outcome. Algiz can be easily recognized as the antlers of the elk that it represents. The elk can represent victory, but is much more appropriately associated with the thrill of the hunt itself. This rune therefore can portend vigor and success in active endeavors. Also, this rune seems symbolic of a hand with outstretched fingers - a protective hand. This hand may suggest that you will be shielded from things negative - the problems still exist, you are spared the brunt of their force. I Ching Should I become a Wiccan? The present is embodied in Hexagram 41 - Sun (Decrease): If there is sincerity in sacrifice, there will be great good fortune, freedom from error, firmness and correctness that can be maintained, and advantage in every movement that shall be made. In what shall this sincerity in the exercise of sacrifice be employed? There are no changing lines, and hence the situation is expected to remain the same in the immediate future. The things most apparent, those above and in front, are embodied by the upper trigram Ken (Mountain), which represents stillness and obstruction. The things least apparent, those below and behind, are embodied by the lower trigram Tui (Lake), which represents joy, pleasure, and attraction. Numerology Numerology for Ally Millett for 5/14/2006 In Your Public Life... Words that embody your presence are "Constellation". Words that embody things that may be a part of you are "Blues, Dragon, Finger, Island, Joker, Rook, Scream, Shackle, Slave, Tiger". Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Allure, Atlantis, Freemason, Ghost, Husband, Jungle, Knight, Knowledge, Leather, Playboy, Romance, Rough, Society, Spite, Wealth, Whore, Worm". In Your Private Life... Words that embody your presence are "Champagne, Gazelle, Language, Passage". Words that embody the people or things that you interact with are "Brother, Concubine, Fantasy, Pyramid, Republic, Symbol, Triangle, Tunnel, Velvet, Warning". Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Entertainment". In Your Spiritual Life... Words that embody things that may be a part of you are "Appetite, Black, Debauchery, Debutante, Ecstasy, Guarantee, Rebellion, Rhythm, Sapphire, Treason, Yellow". Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Clone, Contract, Danger, Enigma, Freemasonry, Garden, Green, Harmony, Healer, Indulgence, Judgment, Juxtaposition, Lord, Pattern, Pledge, Poem, Puppet, Speed, Terror, Thirst, Unicorn, Uranus, Whale". Explanation The reading above combines your public name, nickname, birth name, and birthdate with today's date in order to determine which words equate to your life today. The different ways in which words can be associated with you are: Identity: These are words whose numeric value is an exact match. For example, the numeric value of "Adolf Hitler" is 110, which is the same numeric value as "Osama Bin Laden" (as bad luck would have it, Adolf and Osama share the same Tarot card and birth path as well). Identities are common in some fundamental way, although the commonality may be very obscure. You might think of words as the siblings of their identities. Product: These are words whose numeric value is a superset of another. For example, the numeric value of "Fulfillment" is 130, which is a superset of the numeric value of "Peace", which is 30. Products are things that you can create from their components. Component: These are words whose numeric value is a subset of another. For example, the numeric value of "Sex" is 48, which is a subset of the numeric value of "Sharon Stone", which is 148. Components are things that make up a product. Mirror: These are words whose numeric value is a digit by digit reflection. For example, the numeric value of "Rose" is 57, whereas the numeric value of "Thorn" is 75. Mirrors are things that belong together, either as compliments or as opposites. Like a thorn to a rose, mirrors are often unrelated in what they offer, but inextricably connected nonetheless. Words are sometimes thought of as the allies or enemies of their mirrors. Cause: These are words whose value matches the secondary numeric value of another. For example, the date "9-11-2001" has a numeric value of 14 (9+1+1+2+0+0+1=14), the word "Warning" has a numeric value of 86, and the word "Martyr" has a numeric value of 95. If you add up the digits of "Warning" (8+6=14) and "Martyr" (9+5=14), the results equal the value of "9-11-2001". Causes are things that precede their effects. Effect: These are words whose secondary numeric value matches the value of another. For example, the numeric value of "Winter" is 89, and the numeric value of "Ice" is 17. If you add up the digits of "Winter" (8+9=17), the result equals the value of "Ice" (17). Effects are things that follow their cause. Distant: These are words whose secondary numeric values are an exact match. For example, the numeric value of "Rome" is 51, "War" is 42, and "Conquest" is 114. If you add up the digits (5+1=6, 4+2=6, 1+1+4=6), each one equals 6. Distants are things that are loosely related, like cousins within a family. Italics: The words in your reading that appear in italics are more strongly associated with you than the other words in the same category. For example, if your reading included the line "Distant: trance, struggle, victory", then all three of these words would be loosely related to you, but the word struggle would be the most significant among them. Public Role (Equivalents of "Ally Millett") Words that embody your presence are "Purgatory". Words that embody things that may be a part of you are "Affair, Alien, Camera, Coin, Demand, Dream, Duke, Globe, Home, Joke, Key, King, Lock". Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Abandon, Bitch, Boy, Cat, Chronology, Cloak, Communication, Conquest, Conspiracy, Dawn, Demon, Domination, Ear, Executive, Falcon, Feline, Fish, Forge, Frontier, Gun, Harlequin, History, Internet, Isolation, Lady, Leg, Libido, Limbo, Mars, Metal, Rain, Silk, Sin, Solitude, Urge, Wand, War, Wave, Wine". Private Persona (Equivalents of "Ally") Words that embody your presence are "Ally, America, Animal, Audio, Cabaret, Circle, Flesh, I Ching, Lens, Lion, Snake, Tomb". Words that embody things that you may be a part of are "Communication". Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Celebration, Consort, Devotion, Monster, Rapport, Submission, Vortex".

Visualization: Meeting your Patron Deity [14 May 2006|02:28pm] [ mood | thoughtful ] [ music | Fukai Mori- Inuyasha ] Here is the metting your patron deity visualization which I did, to save for later: Undertake preparations as usual (the Wicca Bible pages 138-39) 1 Close your eyes and enter the dark place behind your eyelids. Let your attention sink deeper and deeper into yourself, and when everything is dark and still, open your inner eyes to find yourself standing outside a stone gateway, behind which are sunlight, trees, birdsong and the scent of earth and flowers. Pass through to paths stretching into the distance both right and left. Choose one and set off down the path. 2 Notice the texture of the ground below your feet, the ehat of the sun and what you see all around you. You may see birds, animals, particular trees or plants. What sort of landscape do you find yourself in? Continue your journey, noting the detail of your surroundings. 3 The pathway forks into two or more paths. Choose one to exploreand carryon walking. It will lead you to a particular terrain. Does it take you deep into a forest, a cave or uphill into open country? To water or into a building? You will reach your destination whenyou see an object lying on the path, on top of a hill, on an altar, or hanging from the branches. Pick up the object - this is a gift from your patron and piking it up signals your acceptance of their patronage. What is it? Does it have any particular significance which you need to remember in order to meditate on it later? 4 Become aware of a figure approaching you. This is your patron God or Goddess. Note their appearance: the colours and the expression they wear; are they young or old; are they with any creatures or are they alone? Do they carry something that symbolizes their identity? Note any details that strike you as important. 5 Ask your patron any questions that seem pertainent to your spiritual developement - about your chosen path, what advice they wish to offer, or even their identity. Your deity may set you the task of finding this out for yourself. When you have finished talking, thank your deity for choosing you before retracing your steps back to the stone gateway. 6 Pass through the gateway back into darkness, then close your inner eyes. Slowly emerge to the place behind your eyelids, and, when ready, open your eyes and return to your surroundings. 7 Make notes of your journey before you forget the details and follow the instructions for closing down (WB page 139)

Your love, your love it can, set me free, make me see, it's so magical, you and me [14 May 2006|11:50am] [ mood | calm ] [ music | So Magical - ATC ] Right now I am eating a stick of pocky. I really shouldn't be, because I've already had one and now there's only two left and I can't exactly just pop down to the shops for some more because they're only sold in Japan. They should be sold here, though. Delicious. I've got a chocolate and almonds one. I've eaten off a bit of the tip and the bare bready bit at the end. I'm slowly nibbling my way into unpockyness. The land with no more pocky. Delicious. There isn't anything else to eat, either. Just potato chips which aren't original and som,e tiny, flavourless little lolly things and a couple of broken breadsticks which actually would be quite nice except there hardly seems to be any point in taking them out and eating them because I am quite capable of eating nine and not being any less hungry, which I have demonstrated several times within the space of a couple of days. I wish the computer was closer to the lounge room. I want to listen to some Foxtel Digital music except I'd need to put it on at full blast to be audible enough and by that volume it would be so loud I'd be forced to remain here for life because if I ever ventured even so much as an inch further my eardrums would burst and I would die. But I want to be on the computer too. Luckily, I have four and a half hours with the house to myself, so that's ok. I'll satisfy myself by listening to weird Japanese music and slightly less weird but significantly easier to sing along by english music. I was planning to do some Wiccan exercises and things but it's the sort of thing that you don't really feel like doing until you do it, or until you start planning to do it. When you actually hve to do it it feels sort of like you would rather be sitting there, finishing off the third last pocky and writing in a journal and re-reading Shoebox Project and finding new Shounen-ai comics and listening to weird Japanese music. You sort of have to force yourself to. Which I will. I finished my pocky but, as always, all it did was make me feel like more pocky. I will attempt to quench my insoluable hunger with some bread, but I doubt it will work, as I can eat bread like breadsticks which is roughly equivalent to pac man munching those little white circles. Maybe the Simpsons is on? Maybe I'll watch it while I'm there? Now we've got Foxtel Digital and the times aren't converted anymore I have no idea what time anything is anymore. I did the visualizations. I did one about my patron diety. I was supposed to find something as a gift from them. i found this big, thick, medieval style book with a big, thick, purple cover engraved with something. When I opened it the pages were filled with curly, almost calligrifial script, like elvish or something. I couldn't understand it. It made me think of my book of shadows, which made me feel a bit guilty because this is kind of my book of shadows. Oh, ywah, we were meant to be walking through a terrain. I was walking through this thick forrest, with lots of hills and amazing views. Often I would round a corner to find myself on the side of a hill and see this breathtaking view. At one point I went up this little path to the top of a hill, the highest around. It was so amazing, the view. I felt so exhilarated just being up there. I met my patron diety on that hill where I found the book. Come to think of it, I left it to her. Anyway. It was a tall, slender woman. Not old, but not really young. She had long, wavy hair which blew around her face. her skin was kind of pale. She had a calm, soothing, kind voice. She was only wearing this long, flimsy white gown with long sleeves and down to her ankles. This also was blown around a bit in the wind. I asked her about being a wiccan and how sometimes I think I'm not a real one, because I don't cast spells and things often and I rarely remember the festivals. She chuckled, and patted my head like a mother, telling me that that stuff doesn't matter. Wiccca isn't about spells and festivals, it's about what we believe, and if I believe in the wiccan stuff, and if I believe I am wiccan, I am. I felt this...almost dawning comprehension. Like I finally understood. Sometimes these things had come to me, but when my patron diety spoke to me, I finally believed it. I knew it was the truth, and do. I also asked her if she was realy real, and not my imagination, because I have a hab- whoa...I just thought of something. Anyway, I'm not very good at visualizations yet, because I think too much, and my thoughts keep on straying away, and I imagine stuff where I'm supposed to see it. You know? As soon as I read about seeing a figure, she flashed into my mind and I thought I had just put her together myself. So I asked her, and she put her hands on my cheeks, telling me (using my name), that yes, she was real, and that I just had to believe she was real. What I just suddenly remembered was, when I was trying to find my guardian angel, it was that same woman's face which flashed to me- a motherly, kind woman with long, wavy bown hair and sort of pale skin. I think it was her. I want to look her up but I'm half scared she doesn't exist. Even if there's nothing about her...I believe in her. This feels like...an important step on my spiritual journey. Meeting my patron diety. I'm glad I wrote about it. The strange thing about wicca is that it makes me feel calm and energized at the same time...it kind of reminds me of martial arts. So full of contradictions, ne? But I guess that's one reason why I love it. The whole thing took a while. half an hour? More? Because I did another, to talk to the Goddess as well. I told her about Shoebox Project, and Fruits Basket. Oh, yeah, and a couple more things I just remembered. I saw quite a few rabbits, and as I was walking back I suddenly realized I was wearing a white dress just like Hers, and I knew it was a gift from her. After that, I grinned, and started laughing and running back, happily. I'm going outside, then I'm looking Her (yes, she deserves a capital letter. Oh, and when I asked her whatI should call her, she just said by her name, but she didn't say what that was and I didn't want to press her) up. I'll post now. We are one, the moon and sun, it's so magical, you and me.

Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and look good with other guys [09 May 2006|08:32pm] [ mood | fangirly ] [ music | So Magical - ATC ] Er... ...hi? I know! I know! Stop chucking rotton tomatoes at me! You're getting my school uniform all messy! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! *gets down on hands and knees* ...please? Ok, now that's done, let's get on with it! For my brother's birthday he got Tekken 5. It's quite interesting actually, despite being a fighting game. My mum said it's just because it's Japanese. I think so, too, actually. I'm much more interested in the Japanese and Chinese people (because China is second coolest after Japan) than anyone else. Feh. So, because for his last birthday he got this Street fighter game, right, and on the holiday was the first time I played it (I didn't think I'd like it) and I only played that Chinese girl and because I got used to her kicky thing I could never play anyone else (I did the same thing with...what's it called? That nintendo game where nintendo characters fight other nintendo characters? Whatever. Anyway, each time we played, as in, each day, I would play someone else, and I would *have* to be that character, I couldn't play any other character any good. I went through Pikachu, Link and that roboty samos thing or whatever). Anyway, beCAUSE of all that, I was determined not to only be able to play one character. So, I went to VS and chose a fewof my favourite characters, and started trying them out. Then I did practise and did the same, then Story Mode. Here's what I found out: That Asuka Kazama (or whatever) girl is my favourite. She was the first I 'tried out', and I kept chosing her for my rival in VS, so I got used to her, She's so cool. I'm not THAT good at fighting with her though. In Story Mode, she was also the first I chose, and I got to that Chinese guy, the first Story video thingie one. You know? Oh, actually, right now, I'm looking at a walkthrough for her :) The second one I chose was Ling Xiaoyu or whatever her name is. I'm not very good with her either. She's the obligatory sissy, cutsey girl, and although I like the idea of this really cute, wimpy girl kicking the arse of all these really strong guys, she really annoys me sometimes. I also tried out Julia Chang, and I actually wasn't too bad in the practises and stuff, but when I actually got to fight her I sucked SO MUCH. I almost lost the first battle in Story Mode, so I just quit. Then I tried Jin. He's pretty cool, but he just doesn't really suit me, and I realized that early on, so I didn't bother with him in the story mode. Basically, the person I am best with (so far) is... Hwoarang. I find I work best with fast people (as I am more of the mash-buttons-like-crazy person than the make-every-shot-perfect person), especialyl people with a repeated move, like the kicky thing Hwoarang has. Funnily, the Chinese girl in the Street fighters one ALSO has pretty much exactly the same thing. So yeah. I had to quit Story Mode because it was my turn on the computer so I never got to see how far I got, but I managed to kill that hell strong muscly guy while barely losing any health. I managed to beat one guy with Ling Xiaoyu while losing no health, but I have no idea why he didnt attack during any of mine. He must have been hell slow. It was Raven I think. I think I'll look through some other people as well, before I decide on Hwoarang. If I HAVE to specialize, I want it at lest to be with someone I'm good with. So what should I talk about now? Yuki wearing ladies' underwear? *eyetwitch* NO! Ok, ok. See, what happened was this one time, on my holiday, I saw this add for underwear, with this beautiful wearing this really beautiful, feminine, floaty, see-through (with a non-see through bra part where it was all flowery) camisole and underwear thing, and it was so cool, and I wondered how it would look on Yuki. So now whenever I see ladie's underwear, I picture Yuki wearing it. He looks good in it. *feels really weird now* You ever think that if a character you really liked ever met you in real life, they'd hate you? I can see it now: Me: *typing* Hehe, I love it when Eclipse is all Uke like when Meruhesae is trying to kiss him...he'd be such a cute uke! Eclipse: *giant flame floating in his hand* Me: *turning around* Uh oh... Ahaha. Not that Eclipse would know what Uke meant, but whatever...you know what I mean... I'll post now.

But I don't WANNA be exceptionally gifted at skiing! I DON'T!!! [18 Feb 2006|05:22pm] [ mood | happy ] [ music | Some cool music from this tv ad ] Oops, I just pressed enter after I wrote in the subject. I wonder if it'd let you put up an entry that's only a subject. Hmmmmm... Anyway, so, what is the subject about you ask? Well, I'll get to that. We were watching skiing today. (Ooooh! You say. But what's that got to do with being gifted at it?! Impatient lot, you are, aren't ya?!) It made me want to ski again. Like a lot. I felt bad watching it because I felt for skiing like you would for your home after you'd been away from it after a while. Skisickness. Which is odd to say in the least, as I've only been skiing twice since I turned five, and one of those times was onlty for one day. But maybe those lst five days rubbed off on me? Or perhaps it turns out my special gift is skiing! I am abnormally good at it. But! I don't WANT my special skill to be skiing! I want it to be writing!!! Thus, the subject. I think I'd feel the same for writing if I couldn't do it for a while. I'd start to write stories in my head, then I'd get the itch to start typing it up and I wouldn't be able to, and I'd try not to continue the story or I'd forget stuff but I wouldn't be able to do THAT, and I would go into writing withdrawal symptoms. I truly don't doubt that last one. I need my writing. Speaking of writing, I wrote a new story last night. Yaaay! I started it the day before, but I did about two thirds of it, effectively finishing it, last night. I was playing my So Fresh CD and just kept putting on 'Because Of You' over and over again, which errily sort of fitted it even though you almost definitely wouldn't think it. Or maybe it's jsut me. Anyway, it's about this guy who falls in love with his brother. All I knew when I started writing it ('Wings', I call it) was that it'd be about a younger brother (I didn't technically think it, I jst sort of automatically made it him. Because I love ukes.) falling in love with his older brother, and it started because he admires him. The younger and older respectively, that is. Their names are Hitoshi and Tsubasa respectively, again, and in case you're interrested Tsubasa has long white hair like Ayame. I give my characters long white hair a lot, or at least white hair. Because white hair = teh awesome, and long white hair = teh uber awesome. Yeah. So, here it is. Wings Even now, I'm not entirely sure when it started. Though, to be honest, Tsubasa and I never were entirely normal brothers, so maybe it was predestined. People always say that you don't start getting attracted to other people or fall in love until puberty, but they were wrong. But I guess they used the key word 'opposite' when referring to sexes as well, so they aren't really as reliable as they think they are, are they? The thing is...love isn't like that. Attraction and lust, maybe. But there is a fine line between lust and love, and an even finer one between admiration and love. Tsubasa was kind of like my light. I loved my parents for sure, but there was just something about my oniisan that made me feel that much closer to him. We would share everything. We always did things together, and he always looked after me. Even his name made me think of an angel...Tsubasa, wings. My name sort of confused me, but when it did happen I realized it was all too true. Hitoshi. Secretive. Oniisan always seemed somehow...above me. He was better at everything, no, perfect. But I wasn't jealous. You might think that these views of perfecton would go away when I got older, but they didn't. If anything, they strengthened with every time he did something good. I envyed him, but didn't resent him for it. Being with him was enough for me. Tsubasa was everything I wanted to be. Yet, at the same time, I didn't want to be like that, for fear that he would feel bad. If I found I was good at something, better than Tsubasa, I would pretend to be just a little worse, so he could still be better than me. Tsubasa was like my dream. And I didn't want to conquer my dream so easily...if at all. None of this may make any sense to you, but it doesn't have to. I don't think it's supposed to. These are just my feelings, as best represented as I can in words. But words are horribly limited, and many times there aren't anything to describe what I felt for my older brother. Sometimes it was like I lived for the time I could be around him. My parents weren't worried at first...they just thought I really loved my older brother. That is, until my actions really did begin to seem like the actions of a perosn in love. I admired Tsubasa like a thirteen-year-old girl with a cute pop singer. But, of course, I didn't see it that way. The way I felt for Tsubasa was just...the way I felt. Then puberty came. Everyone kept on saying how now you'd start liking girls, but I just didn't see the attraction, so they all thought I was a late bloomer. I just shrugged and believed it. I mean, what was I supposed to do? But when all the normal signs of puberty descended upon me, I became more and more curious. I still didn't think the thought of kissing a girl was particularly pleasant-sounding. In fact, I was vaguely repulsed by it. So, then, I had to wonder...did I even like girls? I wasn't stupid. I knew about people liking other guys, or even both. Maybe I was like that? I thought. So, I came up with this wonderful idea: ask Tsubasa. After all, he knew everything. Strange how my mind never came up with the notion of putting the two together. "Oniisan?" I called out, as I darted across the house to my older brother's room. "Oniisaaaaan!" "Wha- otooto?!" came his voice from his room. Even his voice always was, and always would be, better than mine. Without thinking, I barged into his room, excited to find out the answer to my silent questioning, and to see him again. The first thing I saw was Tsubasa, sitting on his bed. Wrapped around him, hands through his, long, silky white hair, was another boy. The two stard at me, Tsubasa through his wide, dark blue eyes, the other boy with his honey brown. There was a long moment, when we just stared at each other like we'd never seen each other before. "Hitoshi...please go away." My blood seemed to freeze. He had said please, but I could hear the coldness, the pleading in his voice. He just wanted me to go away. And...Hitoshi. Not 'otooto', nor 'Hitoshi-san' or even 'Hitoshi-chan'. Oniisan had never just called me Hitoshi before. A lump grew in my throat, and my face went red. Suddenly all I wanted was to get out of there. I complied with my brother. As always. As I flew back to my room and leaned against my closed door, breathing heavily, my mind was spinning. All I knew was I never wanted that to happen again...I felt my ears tearing up, and I didn't even know why. There was a hard lump in my throat which made it difficult to swallow. All I could think about was Tsubasa, my perfect, heavenly older brother...wrapped around another boy. I felt...betrayed. Within the swirling pool of thoughts and feelings, betrayal somehow stuck out. But there were others...rage, fear, sadness, anger, misery, regret...all too much for a thirteen-year-old boy. I wished I didn't feel all this, didn't have to deal with it. But then...something struck a chord in me. A single thought. Something which brought me inordinant happiness...relief, even. Tsubasa was wrapped around a boy. Which meant...he must like boys. I forced myself not to question why, made myself not think about it. It was the only thing which got me through that day, the the proceeding others, without bursting into tears everytime oniisan refused to look at me or avoided me. Tsubasa liked boys. I thought it then that those were some of the worst day of my life, and I still do. Tsubasa wasn't talking to me, or being near me at all. My one purpose in life didn't want me around. I felt so close to breaking down and sobbing my eyes out, shouting, yelling, screaming to Tsubasa that it wasn't my fault, that I didn't mean it, for him to forgive me. But somehow...I made it. The thing was, even though they were the worst days of my life directly, indirectly they were the best, because if none of this had ever happened...I don't really want to think about what else would not have happened. How my life you have unfolded if I had never walked in on Tsubasa and that boy. I didn't know it at the time, but the other boy with the honey brown eyes was named Kisho. He was in the same year as Tsubasa, and the two had been going out in secret for a while. Contradictory to what you may think, I didn't really have anything against Kisho even when I first saw him and my oniisan kissing. I trusted my older brother, and if he was good enough for Tsubasa, he was good enough for me. In case you're interested, Kisho means 'One who knows his own mind'. The strange thing about the whole incident was that never again did I question my sexuality...I just sort of knew I was gay. Then the day came. One of the most momentous in my life. At least, for the moment. I was sitting on my bed, typing my homework up on my laptop. It was a habit I had gotten into-sitting on my bed while I typed on my laptop. Of course, it's not like I had to type there, but there was just a sense of familiarity about it which always made me feel safe in a way nothing else but Tsubasa could. Suddenly I could hear footsteps pver the tapping of my keyboard. I knew that tred...Tsubasa. A silvery maned head poked around the doorway. "Ano...otooto...?" he asked meekly, a weak smile on his perfect, pale pink lips. I immediately turned away from my homework and nodded. It was only maths...it didn't matter. The future of the relationship between me and my perfect older brother was infinately more important. "Hey, Hitoshi-chan..." Tsubasa breathed as he sat down next to me, looking down at his hands in his lap. He shifted uncomfortably. My heart instantly wrenched for him; I hated seeing my Oniisan unhappy, especially when it was due to me. "Ano...Oniisan...?" I murmured, biting my lip. "I...I just wanted..." Tsubasa turned to me, bemusement written across his beautiful features. "To say..." I sighed, and blinked down at my hands. "...sorry. I'm sorry for...what I did. I didn't mean to upset you...I really didn't!" My eyes began to tear up. This was it...if oniisan couldn't forgive me now, he never could. I couldn't help feeling emotional. I could feel oniisan's gaze on me, but he didn't say anything. For a few moments we sat there, on my bed, next to each other, Tsubasa looking down at me, me looking down at my hands. My heart was pounding. Why wouldn't he say anything? Was he so angry with me he couldn't bare to speak to me? A sob escaped from my mouth and my cheeks burned. So, this was it... "Otooto..." My older brother's breathy whisper, so full of warmth and fondness, and so melancholy, made me turn my head slowly to him. I don't think Tsubasa has ever looked so beautiful. His long white hair, framing his pale face making it look like the light shone from him; his dark cobalt blue eyes framed with long, thick eyelashes; his delicate, beautiful, angelic face. His full lips were quirked in the sides in a small, affectionate smile, and his wide eyes were brimming with shimmery tears. It took my breath away. All I knew at that moment was, I always wanted to be with Tsubasa, if only so I could be near him to experience his beauty like I was now. It didn't matter if he hated me...I could never leave my older brother. And I never would. "Is...is that it...?" he whispered, before I felt myself swept up in a big hug. Relishing in the warmth, and crying silently with relief, I clutched Tsubasa tighter than I had ever before. I never wanted this moment to end...everything was so perfect... After what could have been eternity yet could just as possibly been only half a second to me, Tsubasa moved away from me so he could look at me. Still with our arms around each other, we stared at each other. Both of us smiling through our tears, just happy to be here in each other's arms... I felt myself moving towards Tsubasa slowly, so our noses were almost touching. I was so close...all that I knew in my mind was that I wanted to close this distance, to have the feel of my brother's perfect lips against my own...the whole world dissolved around me as I stared into my oniisan's half-closed eyes, my breathing heavy, impending destiny upon us... We were so close, I could feel Tsubasa's breath on my cheek, our lips were only millimeters apart, oh, how good it would feel to close the distance...I was almost dying from the tension, from want... Our lips brushed against each other with infinate gentleness, and it was like something exploded inside me. I felt so light and warm, so happy, this euphoria surounding me, like I had captured heaven on my older brother's lips...I felt my eyes tear up again and another sob escaped me, as I brushed against oniisan's lips again. It was like torture and paradise, all at the same time. It was like everything in my life had been leading up until this moment, every word, every glance, every moment I shared with my older brother was just to lead us closer to this event. I had never been so happy and sad at the same time before. "Hitoshi-san..." Tsubasa whispered into my mouth, pressing against my lips harder, more forcefully, more passionately. I accepted the kiss and the passion, meeting it with my own. "Tsubasa-san..." I whispered back, half-groan, as I felt oniisan's tongue against my lip. It was so good...there weren't words enough in any language to describe this kiss. I moaned against my brother's lips, and snaked my arms around his neck, feeling the cool, alming touch of his silver hair under my fingertips. I felt something warm around my waist and shiveredat the touch, knowing that it was Tsubasa. Oniisan deepened the kiss, and I melted in his arms. I hesitantly opened my mouth and allowed his tongue to meet mine. It was all so new, but I had my older brother with me, so I knew everything would be ok. Our tongues danced together slowly, weaving and twirling together, until it felt like my mind would burst from the pleasure. Everything was so perfect...nothing but those thoughts could cross my swirling mind as I ran my fingers softly across Tsubasa's cheek. A quiet groan escaped oniisan's lips, and my heart lept; something I had done had made my oniisan so happy! I drew my finger across Tsubasa's cheek again, this time running it along his jaw as I reached the bottom, as slow as I could... Tsubasa shivered and deeped the kiss insistantly, pressing his lips and tongue to mine in dominance, want...I accepted, meeting his passion with my own, our tongues engaging in a furious battle. Suddenly I remembered what my single touch had done to him, and tentatively slid my tongue across his lips as slow as I could, so I almost died with the torture, yet relishing the delicious taste of my brother's lips at the same time... I felt Tsubasa's hands grip my clothes with an urgent need...I ran my finger down his beatiful, arched neck, shivering at the feel of his soft flesh against my own... Suddenly it overcame me, the lust, ripping through me like a beast, and all I wanted was to feel him inside me, to finally do what I'd always subconsciously wanted to for God knew how long... "Tsubasa, Hitoshi, dinner!" *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It's been three years now, since then. I am now sixteen, and Tsubasa nineteen. We have been going out in secret ever since. Tsubasa broke up with Kisho the next day, but since they had never told anyone about them going out there wasn't a big drama about it. Tsubasa still felt really bad about it though; I just nuzzled him when he told me and told him he was too nice. Tsubasa blushed and ran his hand through my hair...apparently, he gained the same pleasure at my praise that I did. I always felt somehow even more connected with him to know that, like knowing that Tsubasa had always had the same secret admiration for me that I had had for him gave us a special sort of bond. As for my parents? They worried I was spending too much time with Tsubasa at first, and not enough with real friends, but after oniisan and I became lovers, I sort of...changed. I became more confident, less dependant on others that I had been. Funny, ne? You'd think the opposite would be true. Because of this, I felt it so much easier to make friends, and now I have heaps, although only a couple of good ones. But even they aren't as close to me as Tsubasa is to me. My friends still do not know, but I am confident that when they do find out, they won't care. I'll still be Hitoshi to them. And even if they do care, they're not worth being my friends. I know that it is wrong, that most people will never accept us, that we cannot ever walk down the street holding hands without at least one person saying we are sick. I even know that it may not be love, just misplaced emotions, brought on by my insecurity. But the thing I know most of all is this: I don't really care. All I need is Tsubasa, and he is all I will ever need. Tsubasa will always be my wings. The end. It's kinda sappy, I know. But this was practically a stream of consciousness. I haven't even gone over it. I think it's coz I liked it so much when I was writing it and I'm so proud of it, and I'm half scared if I read over it I'll realize it's crap. That's what happened to one of my other stories; I was so disappointed because I thought it was so good till I read over it. And realized it was practically a Yuki/Kyo cliche. And I thought itwas so original before. Ouch. No-one else is gonna read it, there's no need to check it over. Mmmmmmmmmn. I'm gonna post now. Because.

Ahaha, this song is hilarious! [15 Feb 2006|03:34pm] [ mood | jubilant ] [ music | the Emo Song ] dear diary, mood: apathetic my life is spiraling downward. i couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You,' and 'Rip Apart My Soul,' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab." and it doesn't help that i couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do, some days you know. . . i'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be you'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me i have paint on my nails and make-up on my face i'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs 'cause i feel real deep when i'm dressing in drag i call it freedom of expression most just call me a f*g 'cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like d*kes 'cause emo is one step below transvestite stop my breathing and slit my throat i must be emo i don't jump around when i go to shows i must be emo i'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem the way i dress makes everyday feel like Hallowe'en i have no real problems but i like to make believe i stole my sister's mascara now i'm grounded for a week sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies i can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing girls keep breaking up with me, it' never any fun they say they already have a p*ssy, they don't need another one stop my breathing and slit my throat i must be emo i don't jump around when i go to shows i must be emo dye in my hair and polish on my toes i must be emo i play guitar and write suicide notes i must be emo my life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. and it's suffocating me. grabbing ahold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans . . . which look great on my by the way when i get depressed i cut my wrists in every direction hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection i write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses i told my friends i bleed black and cry during classes i'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth you can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off i wear skin tight clothes while hating my life if i said i like girls i'd only be half right i look like i'm dead and dress like a homo i must be emo screw XBOX i play old school Nintendo i must be emo i like to whine and hate my parentals i must be emo me and my friends all look like clones i must be emo my parents just don't get me you know. they think i'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. well, a couple of guys. but i mean, it's the 2000s. can't 2, or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay. i mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. i don't know diary, sometimes i think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend. . . . i feel like tacos

It's amazing what people will do when they have the illusion of free will [12 Feb 2006|07:11pm] [ mood | hyper ] [ music | The Truth- Good Charlotte ] *bounces in* HELLO! Guess what?! No, really, guess? I had too much sugar? NO! I just won a million dollars and spent it all on mangas? I WISH! I just bought the new Demon Diary? YEAH!!! W00T! I found it in Borders heaps long ago, when I stayed over Jacqui's house, buuuut I had to use my gift card to buy it, well, I guess I didn't HAVE to, but, well, y'know, anyway, the card was in my frog bag, right? I COULDN'T BLOODY FIND IT! Hee! But today, I DID! Well, my dad really. Details, smetails! So I was all, "Oooh! Can we go to Borders now?!" And he's all, "We'll see," then after I fini- OH CRAP. Dammit. I still have to do my homework...I'd tell you about it, but I don't wanna. Back to DD!!! -shed my homework, he's all, "So, ready to go then?" And I'm all, "YEAH!!! ^-^" SO WE DID. And I was TOTALLY thinking, "It's probably not gonna still be there, jsut to spite me." Yeah. Coz inanimate objects spite me all the time. I'm totally serious. Anyway, we went there, and we walked in, and I was all excited but I kept thinking it might not be there so I was like mentally singing this song to get myself to shut up and not think about it, and then I looked down, and I couldn't find it, then I saw all of the DD ones (by that I mean 1, 4, 6 and 7) on the bottom shelf, so I was all, "Ooh, so it IS here!" and mentally I was like, "YEEEEEEAH! SQUEEEEE!!!" So then I just wanted to sit down and continue it (coz I'd already read the first few pages when I first saw it...^-^;;;) but my dad said we had to make it quick so I was ready to buy it ang go home but then he said we could look for five minutes. So then I looked through the shelves (skipping 2 because there were people looking at those and were in the way), trying and failing to remember the names of the ones which looked interesting, until I got to the last one, and I saw Tokyo Mew Mew 1, and then sat down and read half of it. Trust me, it went on for a lot longer than five minutes, or I would've devoured Demon Diary in like 7 or something. Yeah. So now when I actually get Tokyo mew Mew 2 from the library... Which reminds me. The next time nanny and poppy are coming over they're bringing a couple of the mangas I reserved! YAAaaay! Probably Furuba 1 and Hana-Kimi 1. Never mind that I could just download Fruits Basket. Who cares! I can actually really read it! YAY! And Hana-Kimi as well! Yeah! Anyway, Back to Demon Diary... I LOVED IT. I was kinda worried because Faeries' Landing 4 wasn't as good as the others (hey, it happens to them all eventually!), which is kinda stupid really because Fruits Basket 4 is my favourite yet, but whatever. My brain works that way, filtering out the good stuff. Anyway... WHY WON'T THIS STUPID SONG START?!?!?!? Ah, it's loading. Finally. IT WAS SO COOL. I just laughed when Krayon said that stuff about liking Erutis. Just sat there and laughed for a bit. like this. Hahahahahaaaa! (still loading...) Ah! There it goes. Yeah. So, where was I? I dunno, talking about Demon Diary. Hehe. I liked that bit at the end with Chris and the summoning thing. Haha, that made me laugh to. And the bit at the end with Raenef going all evil, it reminds me of this fanfiction I was gonna read this time, with Raenef slowly becoming a real Demon Lord, but Eclipse fell in love with the old him, and doesn't want him to be like that anymore. I didn't really read it at the time, because I thought it was too depressing and I didn't wanna read angst just then. But now I do wanna! Dammit. Mmmmn. You know how I kinda have 2 personalities? Happy and hyper or serious and quiet? I named them 'Raenef' and 'Eclipse' respectively. So sometimes I'll be, "Wow, Raenef's been around for a while, ne?" or "I'm Eclipse right now, but I dunno how long it will last." Sometimes I call it Black Ally and White Ally, though. I tend not to do that though because like EVERYTHING I do now is somehow related to Fruits Basket. I have heaps of avatars. I like change them when my personality changes. I mean for msn. Right now I've got a 'O_O' avatar, but I think I'll change it now. Ah, now it's one of Kyo saying, 'No, I do NOT have RABIES, you fool!' That suits my personality more right now I think ^-^ Ahhhh. What to talk about? Nothing? OK! Posting. Hehe, betcha didn't see that one coming, ne? :)

This chocolate cake tastes like a morgue [09 Feb 2006|04:26pm] [ mood | weird ] [ music | Someday- Nickelback ] I know, I know. I know what you're expecting. You're expecting me to start yelling about how I'm sorry, a la Ritsu. Well guess what. I'M NOT GOING TO. JUST TO SPITE YOU. MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Lotsa stuff to talk about. Let's get the mangas out of the way first or I'll get sidetracked. I still haven't got them yet. I haven't gone to Nanny and Poppy's or been able to get them to get them. They would most definitely be there by now, though, I think. I can talk to them on Saturday or something though. Anyway...Tim's gone psycho. Yeah, again. But for different reasons this time. See...it's a long story. Tim likes Jess. Maybe loves. Whatever. The point is, he asked her out on a date at the end of last year. Jessica wasn't sure if she would be allowed to go or if she even WANTED to go, but we made her coz we were SO excited about Tim finally asking Jessica out. Anyway, they went out on a date, and Tim started acting like they were boyfriend and girlfriend (wow, it's so much easier when you can just say 'boyfriends' or 'girlfriends') and stuff. But see, herein lies the problem: Jessica doesn't really like Tim like that. So for a while she kept MEANING to tell him but not knowing how and not wanting to make him sad, but we made her saying it'd be crueler to lead him on. So today, she decided she'd do it. She was all really nervous, wondering what to say and do and stuff. (I told her to do it like Homer: 'Hello, baby. Welcome to dumpsville. Population: you.' Or, if you prefer...'Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.') Anyway, she worked up the courage and went to him. I had been getting my How to Draw Manga book to return, so as I was walking down I saw them. I went around. So, then I went in and Jessica's all, "I told him, and he said, 'Oh, great, now I'm gonna die.'" I didn't know what to say, so I just returned the book and started reading my new book, 'The Lord of Snow and Shadows' or something. It's cool. Anyway, I saw him a few times later and he was crying, or looked like he was crying. Back to the present, soon William, Chloe and Monique, oh and Jacqui came in, and we were all joking and laughing and acting like nothing was wrong. Chloe told us how she broke up with ehr first boyfriend. It went like this: It was in year six, and actually he was going out with another girl as well. So she saw them one day, she was sitting in her lap and they were kissing. So Chloe goes up to them and she's all, "Hey, he was my boyfriend first." Then she slapped him. Then she said, "But you can have him all to yourself now, because he's dumped." Then she went away and hid behind a tree and watched the other girl dumphim too. We were all laughing as she was saying it, and I observed that it was one of those things which is really sad at the time but really funny in retrospect: Tim wasn't talking to us. Brooke said that during maths (OMG I have SO much to tell you!!!), Jessica went to the counselor because she was really upset, and after she walked, in, who should walk in but Tim. It must have been quite amusing for the counselor. A girl walks in, then a guy who looked like he'd been crying, so the girl goes first and talks about how she broke up with this guy and he's really upset and she feels really bad, and then the guy goes, talking about how the girl he loved dumped him. And by amusing, I mean amusing in that retrospect way up there. Wow. You can really see how much I've left you out of the proverbial loop now, ne? Well, I still gotta talk about school. Yaaay! *waves hands in the air* Ok. I am now officially in 9 Gold. I am also officially eating a piece of rye bread and butter. And I also officially just ate 2/3 of a packet of sour cream and onion chips even though I don't like them, because I felt like it. Go me. Anyway...yeah. In my homeclass is: Chloe, Brooke, Felicity, Monique and Jessica. Jacqui wasn't at first but she transferred. Gabby WAS at first but she transferred. My homeroom teacher is Mr Case. He's ok, I guess, but I don't actually have him for any of my classes so that's good. Guess who I have for RE? No, really, guess!!! WRONG!!! MS PARRY!!!!! (If you said Ms Parry, wowyou have an infinately better memory than me.) (Or you know me.) (In which case get out.) (But you can't because no-one can read this.) (So you don't exist.) (So, yeah.) She's so cool. It's WAY better than RE last year. Oh, yeah, my grades? I think I got all A's except RE and PE, for which I got a B and C respectively. Hehe, I'm such a nerd. Anyway... Ah, maths. At the end of last year we had to do this common test, right. We had like a billion- well, four or so- practise ones, and we could bring in a page of notes. I spent the lunchtime before it (I know, I know) writing down a page of notes. Then we went in. Dun dun dunnnnn. Guess how much of my page I used? ABSOLUTELY NONE OF IT. The only part of it I didn't answer was this bit about medien and mode which I didn't know coz we never did it. But guess what I got? I can't remember the exact score. Oh, but I'll set the scene. Mr Hayford, my maths teacher, was saying he would read out the score from the top part of the class, and anyone else who wanted to know their score would have to ask him. So,he goes from the highest score. Guess who he reads out. "Ally Millett, 92%". 92. NINETY-FRIGGING-TWO. Like I said, I'm not COMPLETELY sure, but it was 90-something, and it was either that or 95 or something. I'm pretty sure it's 92, though. Then was someone else, then William. William is actually better than me, and faster too, damn him *shakes fist* but he has a tendancy to not show working out. Sometimes Mr Hayford would make him redo an entire section of questions because he didn't do working out. Anyway, the point of that was, there were different levels of maths classes: 1, 2 and 3. And, see, the class you're in depends on the score you get on the test. So, me, William and Felicity are in level 1, and everyone else is in level 2. Levels 1 and 2 are the same, except 1 has a harder book. 3 has a completely different program thingie altogether. I have...Mr...Lang, that's it, for maths. He's quite good really. The stuff we're doing is hard though so in maths today me and William had our hands up for like ten or fifteen minutes before he finally got to us. I'll talk about that later though. Or not at all. Whichever. For English I have Ms McIntosh. She's ok, too. We're doing autobiographies this term. Instead of reading a class novel we're each reading our own autobiography. Words cannot describe how much better that is. I read MUCH faster than everyone else, and a book which takes a term to read as a class novel would take me three days on my own. I'm reading 'Mao's Last Dancer' which looks really interesting, I've been meaning to read it for a while but I never got around to it. At the end of this term, we'll write about an important scene in our life, then get everybody in the class's and put it together in a book. I was kinda worried, but then I remembered about the trip, and Iw as all, 'W00t.' Yeah. Posting nmow. Continue later.

I just decided to post this too. [28 Jan 2006|10:29pm] [ mood | pleased ] [ music | Have a Nice Day- Ditto ] I present to you: my quotes page. Enjoy. “If you can tag an explanation and a summary onto it, then it’s not love,” -Lily ('Getting over you' by Lorelei6) “Fine. I’ll go talk to him. If I’m not back in an hour, it means I killed him and trying to dispose of the body in an inconspicuous manner.” -Remus ('Getting over you' by Lorelei6) 'I was impressed. I´d managed to be a cool cousin and work on my children skills. I wasn´t going to be a hopeless mother. I was going to be Supermum! I bounced over to Remus to tell him the good news. ‘I´m not going to kill my children!´ I told him with a big smile on my face. He did a double take. ‘What was that?´" -Ginny ('The 'B' word) "SNAPE: I want two rolls of parchment on WEREWOLVES by tomorrow, including what WEREWOLVES look like, how to detect WEREWOLVES in the faculty of a British boarding school for wizards, and the definition of the Latin word “lupus.” CLASS DISMISSED!"............. [shouting after them]: WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES! -Snape (HP POA in 15 minutes) "LUPIN [rushing in]: Harry, no! EXPELLIARMUS! THE KIDS: Lupin! SIRIUS: Remus! LUPIN: Sirius! SIRIUS: Hug! HERMIONE: Werewolf! RON AND HARRY: What? SNAPE: BLACK! THE KIDS: Snape! SNAPE: EXPELLIARMUS! LUPIN: Noooo! SIRIUS: Pettigrew! THE KIDS: What? SIRIUS: Map! LUPIN: Dead! SIRIUS: No! LUPIN: Yes! SIRIUS: No! LUPIN: Yes! SIRIUS: No! LUPIN: Yes! SNAPE: Christ, you two bicker like an old married couple. © 2004 Cleolinda Jones. All rights reserved. cleolinda.livejournal.com SIRIUS/LUPIN SHIPPERS: YAY! " -Shreiking shack scene in POA (HP POA in 15 minutes) HARRY: All right, here comes my dad. HERMIONE: Uh, Harry...? I'm pretty sure you and Sirius are about to die here. HARRY: Oh, goddammit--EXPECTO PATRONUM! PATRONUS: *prances stagfully* HARRY: Dad! HARRY: OH MY GOD I'M MY OWN FATHER. -Dementor scene in POA(HP POA in 15 minutes) It occurred to Remus then that Sirius was perhaps the smartest idiot he knew. A mind so sharp it could slice through the most convoluted of puzzles, and yet so flexible it repeatedly managed to sidestep the obvious answer Remus sat on a chair staring blankly at the door, psychically trying to persuade it that it really did want to open. The door sent a plain message in response: I will not open. Well, more like: I don't have psychic powers, you dork - I'm a flipping door. Tis a cheker board of nights and days With destiny for men with pieces plays Hither an thither moves, and mates, and slays And one by one back in the closest lays "There comes a time, in every fangirl's life, when you just have to say to yourself...'I will not lick the computer screen.'" "There is something undeniably sexy about men in uniform... Especially when they are on top of other men in uniform!" "And just where have you been?" She hit Chris upside his head with a stern fist. "You were supposed to be training with me but instead you ran off with Lord Clueless here." While Chris protested, Raenef was left blinking at the arguing pair. Who was this Lord Clueless they kept talking about? Chris was with him-not some other Demon Lord. Although, Shigure thought with a huff, it was his house, and if he wanted to find orgasmic bliss in his office over a pornographic novel about two of his cousins screwing each other… He wondered if he could get pictures. The he remembered that it was only a novel. Sigh. “LEEKS!” he roared. “WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MORON PUT’S LEEKS IN THEIR RICE?” “This kind of moron!” Ayame said cheerfully. He seemed to have no idea of the danger he had just placed himself in. Momiji looked back at him with wide eyes that said ‘have you forgotten?’ Haru nodded with an expression that said ‘I always forget things black Haru does.’ Momiji gave Haru an unexplainable expression that said ‘Really? Anyways, you know Haisha and Shousha? They are actually Kyo and Yuki!’ Haru narrowed his eyebrows in a confused expression. ‘How is your face able to express all that?’ Momiji shrugged and with a grin his face he expressed ‘I’m amazed we can actually understand each other!’ Haru nodded. ‘Me too.” He expressed. Various passer-bys stared oddly at the two boys with expressive faces. But who could blame them? Anyways, the little squealer squealed to the teacher, and the teacher exploded. Literally. Her guts, blood and ripped flesh was scattered everywhere. Some girls shrieked. Some guys did the same. Tohru fainted. And Kyo? Kyo shrugged and decided he might as well go home now, seeing as their teacher was dead. "[Kyo]'s a big boy... he can take care of himself," Shigure flipped the page. "You know..." Yuki said quickly. "Since Kyo is living in your house Shigure, anything that happens to him will be your fault." Slamming down his newspaper roughly on the table Shigure exclaimed, "Oh my god! Your right! We have to form a search party immediately! Tohru? Yuki? Go find him while I take a bath!" The writer dashed out of the room before anyone could argue. Author's Notes: It's my birthday tomorrow—I'll be 17 and finally it'll be legal for me to read the stuff I write.- Ryuuza Yuki: Shigure’s goldfish died. Shigure: What! (Speeds over to fishbowl) They’re not dead; they’re just sleeping! Yuki:… for three months? Shigure: They hibernate!- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Yuki: What was I thinking? Kyo isn’t….sexy… But he is! AGH! Me: Oh, how I love boys who are sexually confused!- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Kyo: Shigure! The worst possible thing has happened! Shigure: You mean they cancelled Lizzie McGuire! Kyo: No… actually it was cancelled about 3 years ago. Shigure: WHAT! I thought that Lizzie and Gordo would totally hook up!- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Yuki: I don’t know if I should be more freaked out by this Moby Dick that makes Sally Struthers look like a bikini model, or by the fact that Kyo thinks that he’s supposed to be a girl and is walking around the house completely naked. (Looks and thinks to self) “Damn! He’s fine! AHH! What the hell! Stop thinking nasty thoughts! Kyo’s…so…hot...” (Slaps self across face) “Stop it! You must not think!” Me: That’s why we love you, Yuki! You sick little half-rodent perv, you! Kyo and Shigure: (Sees Yuki slap himself) Shigure: Whoa, I didn’t know Yuki was a masochist.- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Yuki: Ah! Kyo, are you okay! Kyo: (Looks at Yuki with tear-filled eyes) “Yuki…” Yuki: Yes? Kyo: I don’t know if I’ll make it…HOLD MY HAND, DAMMIT! Yuki: Oh! (Grabs Kyo’s hand) What is it? Kyo: (Cough) As I was saying… I don’t know if I’ll make it… Yuki: What? NOOO! Kyo: But… I have something to say that might make you feel better… Yuki: (Eyes welling up with tears) What is it, my love? Kyo: I… (Cough Cough) I… Yuki: Tell me…. please… Kyo: I… just saved…. a bunch of money… on my car insurance by switching… (Cough Cough) to Geico… (Faints) Yuki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Kyo: (Gets up) Thanks, I’m fine now. Yuki: I just died a little inside… Me: And this, my friends, all happened inside of a giant goldfish.- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Shigure: (On phone) “Oh HAAAAA-SAAAN!” Hatori: What the hell do you want? I’m operating on Akito’s left lung. Shigure: How boring! Let’s go to a karaoke bar! Hatori: I can’t go, as I said, I’m operating. Shigure: Operating is for phones! Let’s bounce, yo! Hatori: … I hurr dat. Let’s bounce. (Leaves Akito on operating table, and Akito wakes up miraculously) Akito: YOU COME BACK HERE, HATORI, AND KEEP ME ALIVE, DAMMIT! Santa: You’re getting coal again this year… (Checks list) Akito: SHUT UP, OLD MAN! I WANT YOU TO SUFFER! (Takes out stereo and puts on Justin Timberlake) Santa: ...What the hell... Akito: That's it! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! SUFFER, OLD MAN; SUFFERRRRRR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! YOU JUST GOT SERVED! Santa: …Definitely on the naughty list.- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Levon the Asparagus: I-I can barely move my stalk… agh… Kyo: Wait, you can talk…more! Levon: Of course, you nimwit. Once I’m swallowed by a giant sea creature, I can speak up to ten different languages! Kyo: O.o Levon: I can speak German especially well. Einen Tabakbeutel! (Tobacco pouch!) Sie mussen Ihre eigene Seife und Ihren eigenen Waschlappen stellen. (You must provide your own soap and facecloth.)- Kyo's problem and goldfish Kyo: (Wakes up) What the hell! That dream sucked! (Even though I secretly enjoyed it.) (Slaps self) Dammit! NO I DIDN’T ENJOY MY SEMI-WET DREAM OF YUKI! Yuki: (Standing in doorway) O.O…- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Yuki: What kind of name is Rain? Rain: (Sniff) Well, my dad is a weatherman, and he named me and (sniffle) my siblings after the weather. Kyo: That’s stupid. Rain: (Cries) My sisters’ names are Celsius and Low Pressure Front. - Kyo's problem and Goldfish Little Timmy: (Stops all of a sudden and holds his hands against his ears.) STOP IT! STOP IT! Kyo: What’s the matter with him? Yuki: If someone eats that kind of beef jerky, they’ll have old show theme songs stuck in their head for 12 hours. Kyo: Ouch… Little Timmy: NOT THE JEFFERSONS! (Faints)- Kyo's problem and goldfish LILY: [reads off the script] Oh James, the one whose hair shines like the rising sun—wait… [squints at James] Since when was the rising sun black? DIRECTOR: Eclipse. - Clicheness LILY: So anyway, I was wondering if you could pose as my boyfriend, to, you know, make him jealous. JAMES: (jealously and sadly) Who is this perfect guy who has stolen your precious heart? LILY: Actually, he’s you. JAMES: What? DIRECTOR: (defensively) It’s the budget, okay? We had casting problems. - Clicheness HARRY: Wait! Here are some last minute notes! Beware of a FRIEND who happens to look like a RAT and whose name starts with P and ends with ETER PETTIGREW! JAMES: Huh?- Clicheness VOLDEMORT: (wearing a mask) [Jumps out from behind a tree] Boo! LILY AND JAMES: Ahhhh! VOLDEMORT: [Takes off his mask] Haha! Got you! It's only me! LILY AND JAMES: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!- Clicheness Yuki exploded into laughter once more. This fit sent him into a hyperventilating state, which gave him an asthma attack. So he laughed into his inhaler, which obviously didn't help much so Kyo, being the smart little kitty he was decided to give Yuki mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Now the authoress would like to state right here and now that using mouth to mouth on asthma patients, no matter how sexy they are, DOES NOT HELP. I repeat, it does not do anything HELPFUL. Because asthma has to do with your lungs and mouth to mouth's other stuff. On normal circumstances there would have been some sort of steamy shonen-ai scene involving Yuki realizing how good kissing Kyo was and Haru getting hot, hot, hot-but we forget one important fact. Yuki couldn't breathe. Haru managed to drag a (now sort of blue looking) Yuki, away from Kyo long enough for him to use his inhaler properly. Kyo just smirked like the feral baka he was.-Pure Disco "Nii-san!" Yuki interrupted, "It's okay, can we go home now?" Ayame burst into tears. Apparently, it was the first time Yuki had ever said something to him that was not incredibly rude and or followed by an attempt to end his life.- Pure Disco “There should be a name for depression and anorexia, like annorexion!” Pronunciation: An-or-reck-shun. Say it over in your head- Ayame, Pure Disco [Playing the Sims 2] "How about we put Kyo, Tohru and Yuki in a room together and let them talk to each other,” Ayame smiled and Shigure clicked on Yuki and made him insult Kyo. Slowly the Sim version of Yuki walked over to Kyo and insulted the cat with a “Woolongbeikima,” but the cat laughed and there was a plus. “Now who’d have thought that Kyo likes being insulted,” Ayame spoke.- Complete control [Playing the Sims 2] Soon Yuki and Tohru seemed to be communicating with a line of two plusses and then Tohru started to talk about animals and Yuki replied saying that he didn’t like animals and there was a minus as the relationship dropped. “What?” Shigure asked confused staring at the screen, “How could Yuki not like animals? He is an animal, unless he has been secretly hiding his hate.” - Complete Control [Still playing the Sims 2] “Alright,” Shigure nodded and quickly directed the Yuki character to the shower but Kyo followed and watched Yuki as he washed. “Now what is Kyo doing?” the dog asked and selected Kyo and then told him to call on the telephone but the character cancelled the request and instead stood staring at Yuki shower. “What is this?” Ayame asked, “Shigure I’m scared why isn’t Kyo-kun calling the police, why is he watching Yuki wash. This game is scarier than I thought ‘Gure,”- Complete Control [You guessed it, the Sims 2] "Want to see how Yuki's doing?" Ayame asked and looked at Yuki talking to himself in the mirror and dressing up formally, "Ah my dearest younger brother is like me to the exact," -Complete Control Anybody want a list of the funniest quotes known to mankind? Go here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/663673/ I was crying with laughter at the bicycle repair one. And the America poem one. And the Gippal, Baralai and Nooj one. And many many more. "No! I will not attend that all boys' school! You can't make me!" Yuki knew he sounded childish, but still, Akio could've asked first. Eyes flashed, and suddenly Akio's figure loomed over him. "Yes I can, Yuki." Lightning flashed. "Is that a fact?" Yuki replied. Akio took a deep breath. He didn't want to resort to this, but desperate times called for desperate measures. Besides, he was in the mood anyway, so why not indulge? "ON TOP OF OLD SMOOKEY! ALL COVERED WITH SNOOW! I--" Yuki covered Akio's mouth with his hand, his other covering his ear. "Alright! Just. Don't. Sing. Anymore."-Brotherly Love The boys were in an uproar when Ayame and Shigure had volunteered to do a demonstration. Mrs. Katsura was trying to teach them mouth to mouth resuscitation, and she didn't realize her mistake when she allowed Shigure and Ayame to demonstrate it. Shigure had promptly gone into a fantastic imitation of someone having difficulty breathing, and promptly fell to the floor. Ayame had cried out loudly, and before Mrs. Katsura could tell him to keep it down, Ayame literally pounced on Shigure, raving about Shigure leaving him for all eternity. All the boys' mouth dropped once Ayame kissed--- or rather, banged his head against Shigure's. Shigure gave a pained groan, and Ayame promptly yelled that Shigure was dying if he didn't help him. On second try, their lips did connect, and Ayame was breathing air into him. Of course, neither of them paid attention when Mrs. Katsura had said to do it slowly and measured, and to NOT act like he was blowing a balloon. Unfortunately, Ayame didn't get that last bit, and was like a backwards vacuum to Shigure's mouth. Hatori rubbed his temples slowly, feeling the beginnings of a migraine. Mild Sweatdrop.- Brotherly love Needless to say, Mrs. Katsura had blown a casket and got everything under control. Grinning madly, the two promptly jumped up as if Ayame hadn't just done what he did (You don't want to know) and Shigure hadn't responded the way he did (You really don't want to know..). Sitting down, they both gave Yuki a thumbs-up, and Yuki merely rolled his eyes at the gesture. "If that's supposed to make me feel safer when I have an attack, then I'd rather suffocate before you try that on me." He spoke softly.- Brotherly love That done, she quickly sat down on her chair, and tried not to do the most unprofessional thing in her life in response to Ayame and Shigure's act. Fan herself. 'SEXY! GOOD LORD, WERE THEY SEXY!!!' < [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<cut!!>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] I present to you: my quotes page. Enjoy. “If you can tag an explanation and a summary onto it, then it’s not love,” -Lily ('Getting over you' by Lorelei6) “Fine. I’ll go talk to him. If I’m not back in an hour, it means I killed him and trying to dispose of the body in an inconspicuous manner.” -Remus ('Getting over you' by Lorelei6) 'I was impressed. I´d managed to be a cool cousin and work on my children skills. I wasn´t going to be a hopeless mother. I was going to be Supermum! I bounced over to Remus to tell him the good news. ‘I´m not going to kill my children!´ I told him with a big smile on my face. He did a double take. ‘What was that?´" -Ginny ('The 'B' word) "SNAPE: I want two rolls of parchment on WEREWOLVES by tomorrow, including what WEREWOLVES look like, how to detect WEREWOLVES in the faculty of a British boarding school for wizards, and the definition of the Latin word “lupus.” CLASS DISMISSED!"............. [shouting after them]: WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES WEREWOLVES! -Snape (HP POA in 15 minutes) "LUPIN [rushing in]: Harry, no! EXPELLIARMUS! THE KIDS: Lupin! SIRIUS: Remus! LUPIN: Sirius! SIRIUS: Hug! HERMIONE: Werewolf! RON AND HARRY: What? SNAPE: BLACK! THE KIDS: Snape! SNAPE: EXPELLIARMUS! LUPIN: Noooo! SIRIUS: Pettigrew! THE KIDS: What? SIRIUS: Map! LUPIN: Dead! SIRIUS: No! LUPIN: Yes! SIRIUS: No! LUPIN: Yes! SIRIUS: No! LUPIN: Yes! SNAPE: Christ, you two bicker like an old married couple. © 2004 Cleolinda Jones. All rights reserved. cleolinda.livejournal.com SIRIUS/LUPIN SHIPPERS: YAY! " -Shreiking shack scene in POA (HP POA in 15 minutes) HARRY: All right, here comes my dad. HERMIONE: Uh, Harry...? I'm pretty sure you and Sirius are about to die here. HARRY: Oh, goddammit--EXPECTO PATRONUM! PATRONUS: *prances stagfully* HARRY: Dad! HARRY: OH MY GOD I'M MY OWN FATHER. -Dementor scene in POA(HP POA in 15 minutes) It occurred to Remus then that Sirius was perhaps the smartest idiot he knew. A mind so sharp it could slice through the most convoluted of puzzles, and yet so flexible it repeatedly managed to sidestep the obvious answer Remus sat on a chair staring blankly at the door, psychically trying to persuade it that it really did want to open. The door sent a plain message in response: I will not open. Well, more like: I don't have psychic powers, you dork - I'm a flipping door. Tis a cheker board of nights and days With destiny for men with pieces plays Hither an thither moves, and mates, and slays And one by one back in the closest lays "There comes a time, in every fangirl's life, when you just have to say to yourself...'I will not lick the computer screen.'" "There is something undeniably sexy about men in uniform... Especially when they are on top of other men in uniform!" "And just where have you been?" She hit Chris upside his head with a stern fist. "You were supposed to be training with me but instead you ran off with Lord Clueless here." While Chris protested, Raenef was left blinking at the arguing pair. Who was this Lord Clueless they kept talking about? Chris was with him-not some other Demon Lord. Although, Shigure thought with a huff, it was his house, and if he wanted to find orgasmic bliss in his office over a pornographic novel about two of his cousins screwing each other… He wondered if he could get pictures. The he remembered that it was only a novel. Sigh. “LEEKS!” he roared. “WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MORON PUT’S LEEKS IN THEIR RICE?” “This kind of moron!” Ayame said cheerfully. He seemed to have no idea of the danger he had just placed himself in. Momiji looked back at him with wide eyes that said ‘have you forgotten?’ Haru nodded with an expression that said ‘I always forget things black Haru does.’ Momiji gave Haru an unexplainable expression that said ‘Really? Anyways, you know Haisha and Shousha? They are actually Kyo and Yuki!’ Haru narrowed his eyebrows in a confused expression. ‘How is your face able to express all that?’ Momiji shrugged and with a grin his face he expressed ‘I’m amazed we can actually understand each other!’ Haru nodded. ‘Me too.” He expressed. Various passer-bys stared oddly at the two boys with expressive faces. But who could blame them? Anyways, the little squealer squealed to the teacher, and the teacher exploded. Literally. Her guts, blood and ripped flesh was scattered everywhere. Some girls shrieked. Some guys did the same. Tohru fainted. And Kyo? Kyo shrugged and decided he might as well go home now, seeing as their teacher was dead. "[Kyo]'s a big boy... he can take care of himself," Shigure flipped the page. "You know..." Yuki said quickly. "Since Kyo is living in your house Shigure, anything that happens to him will be your fault." Slamming down his newspaper roughly on the table Shigure exclaimed, "Oh my god! Your right! We have to form a search party immediately! Tohru? Yuki? Go find him while I take a bath!" The writer dashed out of the room before anyone could argue. Author's Notes: It's my birthday tomorrow—I'll be 17 and finally it'll be legal for me to read the stuff I write.- Ryuuza Yuki: Shigure’s goldfish died. Shigure: What! (Speeds over to fishbowl) They’re not dead; they’re just sleeping! Yuki:… for three months? Shigure: They hibernate!- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Yuki: What was I thinking? Kyo isn’t….sexy… But he is! AGH! Me: Oh, how I love boys who are sexually confused!- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Kyo: Shigure! The worst possible thing has happened! Shigure: You mean they cancelled Lizzie McGuire! Kyo: No… actually it was cancelled about 3 years ago. Shigure: WHAT! I thought that Lizzie and Gordo would totally hook up!- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Yuki: I don’t know if I should be more freaked out by this Moby Dick that makes Sally Struthers look like a bikini model, or by the fact that Kyo thinks that he’s supposed to be a girl and is walking around the house completely naked. (Looks and thinks to self) “Damn! He’s fine! AHH! What the hell! Stop thinking nasty thoughts! Kyo’s…so…hot...” (Slaps self across face) “Stop it! You must not think!” Me: That’s why we love you, Yuki! You sick little half-rodent perv, you! Kyo and Shigure: (Sees Yuki slap himself) Shigure: Whoa, I didn’t know Yuki was a masochist.- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Yuki: Ah! Kyo, are you okay! Kyo: (Looks at Yuki with tear-filled eyes) “Yuki…” Yuki: Yes? Kyo: I don’t know if I’ll make it…HOLD MY HAND, DAMMIT! Yuki: Oh! (Grabs Kyo’s hand) What is it? Kyo: (Cough) As I was saying… I don’t know if I’ll make it… Yuki: What? NOOO! Kyo: But… I have something to say that might make you feel better… Yuki: (Eyes welling up with tears) What is it, my love? Kyo: I… (Cough Cough) I… Yuki: Tell me…. please… Kyo: I… just saved…. a bunch of money… on my car insurance by switching… (Cough Cough) to Geico… (Faints) Yuki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Kyo: (Gets up) Thanks, I’m fine now. Yuki: I just died a little inside… Me: And this, my friends, all happened inside of a giant goldfish.- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Shigure: (On phone) “Oh HAAAAA-SAAAN!” Hatori: What the hell do you want? I’m operating on Akito’s left lung. Shigure: How boring! Let’s go to a karaoke bar! Hatori: I can’t go, as I said, I’m operating. Shigure: Operating is for phones! Let’s bounce, yo! Hatori: … I hurr dat. Let’s bounce. (Leaves Akito on operating table, and Akito wakes up miraculously) Akito: YOU COME BACK HERE, HATORI, AND KEEP ME ALIVE, DAMMIT! Santa: You’re getting coal again this year… (Checks list) Akito: SHUT UP, OLD MAN! I WANT YOU TO SUFFER! (Takes out stereo and puts on Justin Timberlake) Santa: ...What the hell... Akito: That's it! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! SUFFER, OLD MAN; SUFFERRRRRR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! YOU JUST GOT SERVED! Santa: …Definitely on the naughty list.- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Levon the Asparagus: I-I can barely move my stalk… agh… Kyo: Wait, you can talk…more! Levon: Of course, you nimwit. Once I’m swallowed by a giant sea creature, I can speak up to ten different languages! Kyo: O.o Levon: I can speak German especially well. Einen Tabakbeutel! (Tobacco pouch!) Sie mussen Ihre eigene Seife und Ihren eigenen Waschlappen stellen. (You must provide your own soap and facecloth.)- Kyo's problem and goldfish Kyo: (Wakes up) What the hell! That dream sucked! (Even though I secretly enjoyed it.) (Slaps self) Dammit! NO I DIDN’T ENJOY MY SEMI-WET DREAM OF YUKI! Yuki: (Standing in doorway) O.O…- Kyo's problem and Goldfish Yuki: What kind of name is Rain? Rain: (Sniff) Well, my dad is a weatherman, and he named me and (sniffle) my siblings after the weather. Kyo: That’s stupid. Rain: (Cries) My sisters’ names are Celsius and Low Pressure Front. - Kyo's problem and Goldfish Little Timmy: (Stops all of a sudden and holds his hands against his ears.) STOP IT! STOP IT! Kyo: What’s the matter with him? Yuki: If someone eats that kind of beef jerky, they’ll have old show theme songs stuck in their head for 12 hours. Kyo: Ouch… Little Timmy: NOT THE JEFFERSONS! (Faints)- Kyo's problem and goldfish LILY: [reads off the script] Oh James, the one whose hair shines like the rising sun—wait… [squints at James] Since when was the rising sun black? DIRECTOR: Eclipse. - Clicheness LILY: So anyway, I was wondering if you could pose as my boyfriend, to, you know, make him jealous. JAMES: (jealously and sadly) Who is this perfect guy who has stolen your precious heart? LILY: Actually, he’s you. JAMES: What? DIRECTOR: (defensively) It’s the budget, okay? We had casting problems. - Clicheness HARRY: Wait! Here are some last minute notes! Beware of a FRIEND who happens to look like a RAT and whose name starts with P and ends with ETER PETTIGREW! JAMES: Huh?- Clicheness VOLDEMORT: (wearing a mask) [Jumps out from behind a tree] Boo! LILY AND JAMES: Ahhhh! VOLDEMORT: [Takes off his mask] Haha! Got you! It's only me! LILY AND JAMES: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!- Clicheness Yuki exploded into laughter once more. This fit sent him into a hyperventilating state, which gave him an asthma attack. So he laughed into his inhaler, which obviously didn't help much so Kyo, being the smart little kitty he was decided to give Yuki mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Now the authoress would like to state right here and now that using mouth to mouth on asthma patients, no matter how sexy they are, DOES NOT HELP. I repeat, it does not do anything HELPFUL. Because asthma has to do with your lungs and mouth to mouth's other stuff. On normal circumstances there would have been some sort of steamy shonen-ai scene involving Yuki realizing how good kissing Kyo was and Haru getting hot, hot, hot-but we forget one important fact. Yuki couldn't breathe. Haru managed to drag a (now sort of blue looking) Yuki, away from Kyo long enough for him to use his inhaler properly. Kyo just smirked like the feral baka he was.-Pure Disco "Nii-san!" Yuki interrupted, "It's okay, can we go home now?" Ayame burst into tears. Apparently, it was the first time Yuki had ever said something to him that was not incredibly rude and or followed by an attempt to end his life.- Pure Disco “There should be a name for depression and anorexia, like annorexion!” Pronunciation: An-or-reck-shun. Say it over in your head- Ayame, Pure Disco [Playing the Sims 2] "How about we put Kyo, Tohru and Yuki in a room together and let them talk to each other,” Ayame smiled and Shigure clicked on Yuki and made him insult Kyo. Slowly the Sim version of Yuki walked over to Kyo and insulted the cat with a “Woolongbeikima,” but the cat laughed and there was a plus. “Now who’d have thought that Kyo likes being insulted,” Ayame spoke.- Complete control [Playing the Sims 2] Soon Yuki and Tohru seemed to be communicating with a line of two plusses and then Tohru started to talk about animals and Yuki replied saying that he didn’t like animals and there was a minus as the relationship dropped. “What?” Shigure asked confused staring at the screen, “How could Yuki not like animals? He is an animal, unless he has been secretly hiding his hate.” - Complete Control [Still playing the Sims 2] “Alright,” Shigure nodded and quickly directed the Yuki character to the shower but Kyo followed and watched Yuki as he washed. “Now what is Kyo doing?” the dog asked and selected Kyo and then told him to call on the telephone but the character cancelled the request and instead stood staring at Yuki shower. “What is this?” Ayame asked, “Shigure I’m scared why isn’t Kyo-kun calling the police, why is he watching Yuki wash. This game is scarier than I thought ‘Gure,”- Complete Control [You guessed it, the Sims 2] "Want to see how Yuki's doing?" Ayame asked and looked at Yuki talking to himself in the mirror and dressing up formally, "Ah my dearest younger brother is like me to the exact," -Complete Control Anybody want a list of the funniest quotes known to mankind? Go here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/663673/ I was crying with laughter at the bicycle repair one. And the America poem one. And the Gippal, Baralai and Nooj one. And many many more. "No! I will not attend that all boys' school! You can't make me!" Yuki knew he sounded childish, but still, Akio could've asked first. Eyes flashed, and suddenly Akio's figure loomed over him. "Yes I can, Yuki." Lightning flashed. "Is that a fact?" Yuki replied. Akio took a deep breath. He didn't want to resort to this, but desperate times called for desperate measures. Besides, he was in the mood anyway, so why not indulge? "ON TOP OF OLD SMOOKEY! ALL COVERED WITH SNOOW! I--" Yuki covered Akio's mouth with his hand, his other covering his ear. "Alright! Just. Don't. Sing. Anymore."-Brotherly Love The boys were in an uproar when Ayame and Shigure had volunteered to do a demonstration. Mrs. Katsura was trying to teach them mouth to mouth resuscitation, and she didn't realize her mistake when she allowed Shigure and Ayame to demonstrate it. Shigure had promptly gone into a fantastic imitation of someone having difficulty breathing, and promptly fell to the floor. Ayame had cried out loudly, and before Mrs. Katsura could tell him to keep it down, Ayame literally pounced on Shigure, raving about Shigure leaving him for all eternity. All the boys' mouth dropped once Ayame kissed--- or rather, banged his head against Shigure's. Shigure gave a pained groan, and Ayame promptly yelled that Shigure was dying if he didn't help him. On second try, their lips did connect, and Ayame was breathing air into him. Of course, neither of them paid attention when Mrs. Katsura had said to do it slowly and measured, and to NOT act like he was blowing a balloon. Unfortunately, Ayame didn't get that last bit, and was like a backwards vacuum to Shigure's mouth. Hatori rubbed his temples slowly, feeling the beginnings of a migraine. Mild Sweatdrop.- Brotherly love Needless to say, Mrs. Katsura had blown a casket and got everything under control. Grinning madly, the two promptly jumped up as if Ayame hadn't just done what he did (You don't want to know) and Shigure hadn't responded the way he did (You really don't want to know..). Sitting down, they both gave Yuki a thumbs-up, and Yuki merely rolled his eyes at the gesture. "If that's supposed to make me feel safer when I have an attack, then I'd rather suffocate before you try that on me." He spoke softly.- Brotherly love That done, she quickly sat down on her chair, and tried not to do the most unprofessional thing in her life in response to Ayame and Shigure's act. Fan herself. 'SEXY! GOOD LORD, WERE THEY SEXY!!!' <<CUT!! TAKE THREE!!>> 'If I were young again.. Mmm.. Threesome..' <<CUT!! JESUSMARYANDJOSEPH, SHE'S 67 FOR GOD'S SAKE! TAKE FOUR!!>>- Brotherly Love "That's life. Those are life. This is life. They're all lives." -Pedro Excel: In combat, we don't have the luxury to think, so therefore we will squash probability into a ball and shoot from the hip! Hyatt: You mean that you will guess wildly? Excel: That is correct, Hatchan! Helicopter crew: Where are we going to? General: Who cares? We don't have a special reason. Helicopter crew: But, then, what are we flying around for, sir? General: We just wanted some action for this low budget movie. Excel: Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you- not rob you "That flashback was way too deep and French for Excel... -Excel (referring to her foggy memory of how she reached HQ after being at the bottom of the ocean, a memory involving Nabashin giving her mouth-to-mouth) "In the next episode a new character will appear that will blow you--away that is!" -Excel Robonmatsu's bomb song: (done while skipping...) Disarm the bomb! Dismantle it! That's what I'm gonna do! If you cut the red, then I'm gonna cut the blue! Just three seconds left until it spells our doom! Make a little oopsy and we all go Boom! --Honestly, nothing could top the non-existent confession of Yuki saying he was gay and in a relationship with Ayame-- -Brotherly love "It [Life] is the same as when you're driving...sometimes you go faster by letting go of the accelerator..." Fumihiro Shuchi, INITIAL D "It's amazing what someone will do when they have the illusion of free will." - Judy Winchester, Gravitation (Manga Vol.8) "No fair sky! I'm the one who feels like crying" - Alphonse, FMA They were on a field trip in the mountains, a special trip celebrating the end of the school year. Their teacher had taken the class out on a hike in the mountains. Everyone was in groups of two, so in case you wandered away from the group and got lost, you’d have a buddy to eat in case you got hungry!- Lost “Lily kissed [Sirius], too,” Peter whispered. “Yes,” James added, “but I forgive her; she was acting under compulsion, after all. Plus, she swore at him even more than at me. It couldn’t be clearer that it’s me she fancies."- Snogging Nog Such as the time Peter had improvised and told McGonagall that he was lying flat on his face in the sixth floor corridor after curfew (this was really part of an elaborate scheme to distract Filch (and Mrs. Norris) while James painted his office a vibrant shade of pink) because he had just been tripped by that pesky cat with the square markings around its eyes, which had then run off. In Peter’s defense, this was early second year, so they didn’t know McGonagall was an Animagus yet, but the results had not been pleasant, and Peter swore that as a cat, she both held a grudge and somehow knew he was a rat, because she chased him every chance she got. Remarks upon the general tendency of cats to chase rats regardless of personal history failed to sway him from this view.- A Midwinter Trainride's Dream “Sod off, Wormtail. It’s only, you know, till he makes the first move. Then I promise I’ll shag him against every available surface. He won’t know what hit him, or if he does, he’ll be too properly shagged to care.” -Remus talking about Sirius in 'Chasing Moony From one lonely cloud The moon rains out her beams and Heaven is overflow'd “Uh,” Gippal said, trying to think of an explanation that wasn’t ‘I just had sex and I think I smell’.-Switch Yes, and he was just kissing Baralai to get him to shut up. Of course that required a three-minute kiss! Why wouldn’t it? Gippal had the terrible feeling that he was fooling himself, but he didn’t know how, exactly. That was disturbing.- Switch "Oh my! The twins have grown! I bet that young man is beating the girls off with a stick!" "Oh yeah. As often as possible." -Better Days (webcomic) “Akito’s some demented little cross-dresser. Let’s leave it at that!”- Kyo on the Akito gender controversy, 'Philosophy' “Laws, shmaws! I’m Albus Freaking Dumbledore! I can do whatever I bloody well want!” Actually, that wasn’t quite true. His middle name was Percival Wulfric Brian, not Freaking. But, yeah, he could pretty much do whatever he wanted, mostly because to others he could either do no wrong, or they were terrified of him, or both. In any case, he was Albus “Freaking” Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, and he could pretty much do whatever he bloody well wanted.- Hannah Abbott and the Reverse Sue Effect In a sudden display of OOCness, Kyo and Yuki showered the pink confetti report on Ayame’s head after exchanging a significantly sly glance. “You know what?” Shigure commented from Aya, “I think we should have given them a higher mark for cute shounen-ai scenes.” “I didn’t know they swung that way!” Ayame gasped.- Don't want to know (A/N Oh how I wish I could go to that particular school - the teachers would be SO much better than in ordinary schools...)- PurpleAjah talking about the 'school' in 'Don't want to know'. (You have to read this for it to be funny...but then it is :D Perhaps the above quote could help...?) “Ah sir, it has been so long since I have seen you. It must have been simply dreadful for you not being able to see me every day as we once did. Have you missed me so much that you have framed my younger cousin and had to call me in? Really if you missed me that much you could have just called I would have been more than happy to have tea with you…” “Mr. Sohma please will you sit down. Despite popular theory I am not happy to see you and I was very disappointed that you were the family member I was able to get a hold of."-The Replacement “The little people are leprechauns...not stuffed rats...”- How Bad Could it Get? "Mornings despise me." "Time mocks me." -Both by me ^.^ I said time mocks me because I was DESPERATE to watch Inuyasha because I missed the last four (I suck) and the one before that was HEAPS BIG AND IMPORTANT...so I was like 'Oooh...five minutes till ten thirty...I HAVE to get home by ten thirty..' and guess which time I got home...? 10 thirty-one. Then I changed it to 'Fate mocks me' because it turned out it was a Friday and therefore Inuyasha wasnt even ON. "Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you." -Fry, Futurama [Phoning into the radio]“Now, I would also like to point out that your hair looks rather frizzy today,” said Ayame. “But… how do you know that? You can’t see me.” “Look behind you!” said Ayame. Yukata turned around slowly. All she saw was a white wall. “Made you look!” laughed Ayame, and than hung up. -Ayame's guide to style God dammit! I couldn't think straight anymore. Fuck fuck fuck. What the hell was I doing? Hello! Stop it, Inuyasha! Why was I so entranced by a madman who was currently out to kill me? Inuyasha, you dumb, dumb bastard…-(Inuyasha thinking about Kouga) Golden Eyes There once was a dog. He was friends with a cat. But then a wolf came and fell in love with the cat. The dog was very protective of the cat and fought with the wolf constantly. One day the wolf stole the cat away. Then some big ugly birds came and pecked at the wolf and hurt him very badly. The dog came to find the cat but he saw all these big ugly birds, so he killed them. He was about the kill the ingured wolf but the cat practically scratched his eyes out to protect the ingured wolf and helped him escape. You see the cat only wanted to protect the ingured wolf. So the cat hissed at the dog and ran down a well back home. -Shippo (Inuyasha) “Don’t need a plan,” Inuyasha grunts, “I have a sword. Sword is better than a plan.” “I can’t believe you people beat me so many times,” Kouga says in horror. “I’m so ashamed!” “Well,” Inuyasha says, attempting comfort, “it is a really nice sword.” -Coming Home "..But you know, there’s something I believe; I want to try and live my life carrying all of my memories with me. And even if those memories are painful, even if they do nothing but hurt me, I want to keep them. Even those memories I sometimes wish I could forget. As long as I can carry them with me, as long as I can keep holding on, then someday, someday ill be strong enough that those memories don’t hurt me anymore, and I’ll be glad that I have them. That’s what I believe, with all my heart." -Momiji: Fruits basket, Episode Fifteen, Chapter: Mama. Me: Yeah! That sounds like a good name for a video game! Need for Steed- you go around stealing horses! Me: The three most dangerous things in the world are: Toxic waste, nuclear weapons and enraged fangirls. Me: *attempting to worok out what OMC stands for in a Demon Diary fanfic* Oh my...cod?! Me: *thinking while eating dinner* Mmn, so...hey...didn't I have another piece of chicken? Yeah, I did! Someone stole my chicken! Alright, who-oh wait, I think that was me. Yeah, it was. *eats another piece of chicken* Me: Wha---? You are so weird, James. *turns back to book* *saying for no reason* Ningyo Hime. Person: *walks over to broken object* I can fix it! Object: *explodes* Person: Hey, that was MY job! -What my and my brother made up after watching an add on cartoon network where a person says they can fix something then it explodes Fawn eyes shown with confusion as Ritsu looked at the snake. “But…but why? Was it something I did? Oh my! Forgive me Aya-sama! I apologize! I apologize to the world!” Crap… now he’s going to lecture me for apologizing (Hehe, I was reading two fanfictions at once, and I switched to the second after reading the first line...it fit so well I had to put it here...in case you're wondering, the first is a Furuba fic called 'Love Never Wanted Me' and the second is a Demon Diary fic called 'Alcohol does Wonders for the Tongue') Eclipse was, for the first time in his life, completely dumbfounded. How did he sneak up on me like that? Was his first thought, before Raenef wants to rub sun screen all over your back! quickly took over.-Fire and Ice Sam: Boys hugging makes every yearbook funny. -Danny Phantom Ok. I was playing Pokemon Sapphire and I went to the Pokemon Center so I could deposit some items in the PC (My bag was stuffed full). As I went in there, I was thinking about this fanfiction, and imaginng me there, smiling and shaking my head, saying, "You stupid idiots." Just after I imagined myself saying that, I found myself walking out of the Pokemon center. ('Whaa-?' I thought.) It turned out that, since 90% of the time I go to the Pokemon center it's to heal my Pokemon, my brain went on automatic while I was thinking and went there instead. Heh, like I can talk! And then, while I was narrating this in my head, I went back in and went to the PC, but I went to Lanette's PC instead of mine! Can't think straight today can I? :) “Well, you use to be more care-free and fun. And by care-free and fun, I mean as care-free and fun as someone completely without the ability to be care-free and/or fun." -Ayame talking to Hatori in 'A Mabudachi Story' Why did he kiss me? That’s not like him at all. Hmm, if this were some sort of ‘fanfiction’, Kyou would be considered out of character. - Yuki in 'Lemonade' (Ironically enough, Kyo actually had a good reason for kising Yuki!) A few minutes later, without looking at his cousins, Shigure folded the paper up tiny and tapped his pencil against the desktop like he was thinking about something. Ayame flipped his hair back in response, at the exact moment that Shigure's tapping pencil flicked the piece of paper. The flying white of the paper blended in with the flying white of the hair. The hand Ayame was running through his luscious locks met the little piece of debris that had gotten caught, and with a small wrist flick, the paper disappeared into his half-closed hand. Then he folded his arms on his desk, staying still for a minute to offset the distraction of his hair. At the right time, he lazily unfolded the paper with one hand, still looking to the front of the room. When the teacher turned to write something on the board, Ayame glanced down at the paper and nearly choked trying to keep back laughter. He pretended to cough, holding his fist up to his mouth to stifle it, and crumpling the paper in the same movement. Then Hatori, who was rolling a marble back and forth across his desk in boredom, happened to miss, and the marble rolled onto the floor between his desk and Ayame's. "Hatori," the teacher said in annoyance, "put that away and pay attention." "Yes ma'am," Hatori mumbled. He bent sideways to retrieve the marble, just as Ayame did the same, exclaiming, "Oh, Hatori, do let me get that for you!" "I got it," Hatori said, but their hands had already met. Ayame laughed and withdrew his hand, and when Hatori came up he was cradling the crumpled ball of paper in his palm, as well as the marble. He leaned back in his chair again with his knees propped against the edge of the desk, and opened a textbook in his lap. Behind its cover he quickly uncrumpled the paper, then smiled at what he saw. - Inseperable: A Mabudachi Trio fic Ayame held up his own essay with a flourish. "D," he announced proudly. "And look at the cute little note he added: 'I don't understand where you think you're going with this. Arguments shaky and unclear, no references. Too short. Please see me after class.' You think he's going to ask me out, or is he too shy and is only after my phone number?" "Play hard to get," Hatori said with a straight face. "Make him wait a day or two, but do a bit of subtle flirting in the meantime."- Inseperable: A Mabudachi Trio fic I've got to go help James, speaking of which he says "hello moony! tell him I'm doing great and I want him to send back my jacket." This is of course not true. He is not doing great, he is stuck in a window. WEIRD BLOKE THAT JAMES POTTER. -Shoebox_project (livejournal.com) Foreign Latvian custom, this QUIET. Something to do with No Sirius Black and No James Potter and No One Getting Stuck In Windows Through Own Ineptitude. -Ditto Repeat after me, Mr. Black: I do believe in commas. I do, I do. -Ditto again. That poor girl. Does she have a name? Or is it just Blinded By Exhibitionist Boys Whom She Has The Misfortune Of Vacationing Alongside? I like that. It sounds very Native American. -I should stop putting in quotes from this, eh? :) My tongue is very weird. Moony do you think my tongue's weird? I keep looking at it in the mirror and it is WEIRD, it's sort of POINTY. Right now it's especially weird from your devil candy which, you should know, caused me all manner of torment and despair. Even without the magenta stains and the burn mark though it's just a FUNNY TONGUE. Have you ever noticed that? Do you think other people notice it? do first-years call me the Weird Tongue Man? oh bother. Why didn't you tell me I had a weird tongue? then I could have done something about it like not gone about SHOVING IT at people all the time. What kind of a friend ARE you??? -Ditto. :) Good advice though it may be, I am choosing to ignore all of it, since I have created a personal grammar that adheres to my needs both moral and punctuational. After all, with the world in its current lamentable state, I sincerely believe that rather than WASTING commas with the rest of my fat capitalist pig brothers on frivolous consumerist sentences like these, they should be donated to the more needy, such as the chinese, who as I understand it have NO COMMAS AT ALL. That sentence had five of them. I WIN, MESSR. OBSESSED WITH SMALL DOTS.- Ditto. There are nights I awake in a cold sweat, clutching my pillow, convinced I have got a GREAT BLOODY PINK DUSTER STICKING OUT OF MY ARSE when ALL I TRIED TO DO WAS HELP MY FRIEND IN HIS HOUR OF NEED.- Ditto. Sorry! It just sounded so goddamn hilarious out of context...XD though it would be pretty funny if someone did say, "Alas for your dick! I knew it, Horatio" and oh, I don't know, Lucius Malfoy or someone thought that that someone were talking to HIM and got extremely red in the face and violently angry to cover up his lustful thoughts and sexual confusion. I think that would be funny anyway.- Ditto. Me too, btw. :D "When… When the snow melts… what does it become?" There wasn't an answer for a few minutes, and Hatori sighed heavily. This was stupid. It was time to-- "… It becomes giant-ass mud puddles that I have to slog through to get to Gure-san's house. That's what the snow becomes." -The District Sleeps Alone "I knew either way I was gonna annoy one of you, so I thought, what the hell, and annoyed both of you." -me XD "[Kyo] and Haru would make hot lesbians," Shigure added as he turned to the inside, causing Kyo to roll his eyes. "What do you think Tohru?" "Um, sure, they look very cute," she answered. -I Like Hating Him That's gratitude for you. Try to bring a friend into the Christmas festivities -- well, Christmas nightmares hereabouts is more aptly phrased -- and what does he do? He tells you it's your fault he's going to die young from some sort of heart explosion after all the stress he's put on the poor thing, not thinking about the future, only thinking about drowning his sorrows in soggy desserts. -Shoebox_project (Funny, my view of it was almost exactly the same, except shorter and more to the point. 'Well, there's gratitude for you, give your friend some sweets and he threatens his own death') They at least think I am the perfect picture of a little gentleman. I want to bite them, which is rude and very improper. -Remus, in Shoebox_project, which has too many good quotes than should be legal. I'm sorry! But this is MY humour!!! I swear, lack of movement has driven me illiterate. -Sirius. Do I even HAVE to put it here anymore? Me: *reading the chapter name of a fanfiction* 'Varied Positions'...that doesn't sound good. And by that, I mean 'that doesn't sound legal'. But by no means not good, no. "I just can't decide. I love you all so much." The actress turned to the first man. "Hiro, I love your maturity. You have studied medicine for years and I love that you always do your best to save and help other people." She turned to the second man. "Aki, I love your sensitivity and the fact that you're in touch with your feminine side. I love you because you completely understand me and have a killer fashion sense. She turned to the last man. "Shinobu, I love you because you took me into your home with I was all alone in the world, and besides, your sex appeal is undeniable. I'm afraid I can't make a choice." "Then don't," said one of the men. "Choose to have us all," said another. Soon the three men led her to a bed and what followed caused Yuki and Kyo's hands to fly in front of Tohru's eyes. Kyo had no idea that a play could be so pornographic. -A play written by Shigure for Tohru, in 'I Like Hating Him' Mushrooms don't exist. See, according to my dad, somethings are anythings, and anythings are whatever you like, so therefore, if I don't like something, it isn't an anything, which means it can't be a something, and since everything which exists is a something and if something were to NOT be a something it would not exist, it can't exist. Thus, in my reality, mushrooms do not exist. -An actual conversation I had with my dad :) How can you be tired when it isn't even tomorrow yet? -me on when my dad said he was tired when it was only 11 or something. Yeah, but in the grand scheme of things, a lot of things are a lot closer than they really are -Me, when my mum was saying a place was close to Tokyo but it was three hours away. I said it wasn't close then, and she said it was close in the grand scheme of things. Thus, this. It made a lot more sense in my head, and even while I was sayng it, until approximately half-way through. Roses are red/Eclaires filled with goo/I bet you are yummy/I would eat you If I locked you in my celler/And I tied you up with twine/I would be your only feller/And you'd have to be my valentine! I love you as much/As a *something* and bright sun/Is your dad a baker?/Cos those are great buns Horses run fast/Ten's not hard to count to/You are like a bass/I would stuff you and mount you Roses are red/Violets are blue/If you were a door/I would slam you -Sirius' ingenious Valentines day poems in 'Shoebox_project' You’re the one person I know I’ll always beat because although the rat tricked the cat, at least the cat wasn’t ridden like some cheap bitch. -Gray Haru. (I have no idea why, but this line just made me crack up laughing) Sirius wonders who, of the two of them, is more uncomfortable. He imagines them, squared off in the ring, engaged in a competition of exploding heads. They'll be graded on shades, what color their faces turn, and how quickly their brains pop out their ears with embarrassment. -Need I say more? ;) Shoebox_project for the more...dare I say...slow of you. I hate you right now. I'm eating your sandwich. -James in shoebox_project Hatori turned away in disgust. Why was everyone in his family so…gay? -Full Moon Curse (One word, Hatori: Fanservice)

Hatori turned away in disgust. Why was everyone in his family so…gay? [28 Jan 2006|09:42pm] [ mood | devious ] [ music | We Belong Together-someone on my So fresh CD ] I had so many ideas for a subject. This is because my friend Monique finally got the internet and we've been sending each other e-mails. Ever since she sent one with the subject 'Aw, why do I have to choose a subject?' we've been having a subject war. Or rather, I initiated a subject war. (I immediately gained an advantage as I am especially hard to freak out. Monique, who (Shock, horror!) doesn't like slash, is therefore very easy to freak out) I haven't actually READ an E-mail from her yet, coz hotmail and msn are still being bitches and I can't get on. Mmmmn. However, these e-mails are also the cause of another thing... *falls to her knees and grovels at the feet of her LJ* PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! I haven't been writing because I've been saying everything to Monique! Except, you know, since she doesn't like slash I've kinda turned it down a little, and when I do mention it I just say it's to freak her out. I wonder how long it'll take her to realize it's not, or does she already? Thanks to hotmail, I can not know. Unless I go on the laptop. Phfeh. In any case, as the e-mails together went up to about five and a third pages- no wait, I sent another with just a paragraph or two, no wait, and then another with just something like two lines, better make it five and a half. Shit. Wow. Anyway, what I ACTUALLY came here to say... Right now we are (were?) playing Monopoly, see, which I have officially dubbed 'Armaggedon'. Well, guess not offically, since I haven't told anyone. but in my twisted own reality, it is official, so close enough. It started off as any other. I bought everything I landed on (for trading of course) but actually formally (for wont of a better word) got the two utilities and the stations. Everyone tried to get threes of stuff. And since no-one wanted to get screwed, no-one traded. Partly because all we knew was I wanted a purple form James and dad wanted a green from me. Then it happened. The end of the first part of the game, where I was getting the most money thanks to the stations and utilities. (That's the problem with them- great for the first part of the game, but as soon as you get into houses and hotels damn near useless. Well, the utilities at least.) We had a mass trade. All I know is, I gave daddy a green, James gave me a purple, James gave mum a yellow in exchange for not having to pay the rent when he landed on her spaces, James ended up with all the reds and the other three of them each gave me their light blue for reasons which I can't remember but it was such a great deal I answered yes immediately. Actually I think it might have been for the red, which makes me scowl for reasons which will very soon become clear. It was James' turn. He proceeded to buy two hotels for two of his reds. Now. This may sound unimportant. This may sound pointless. This may even sound stupid. But you're forgetting that hotels, regardless of where they are, need TONS of rent. And it certainly didn't help that reds are in the second half of the board (even if only just). During the next three turns after, me and my mum both landed on the first of James' reds, aka one of the ones which had hotels, each going half bankrupt in the process. Thus in four turns James managed to earn himself two thousand, one hundred dollars. NOW does it seem unimportant?! See why it makes me scowl? Anyway, since then me and mummy have been helping each other (she didn't make me pay the whole rent; I turned a blind eye when she landed on my Park Lane) and we've helped each other back on our feet. Then I helped Daddy a little too because he pretty much had the same as us now. So we're doing ok, but we haven't got near as much as James. I an tell he feels guilty about it/annoyed that we're doing this, but we're gonna gang up on him. Or rather, I've decided we should but the others haven't yet. Whatever, I'm gonna be ruthless with him. Poor daddy. That whole side of the board is a minefield for him. I actually have it second best. I own the station and utility, James has the reds and mummy the yellows. The only safe place for dad is the chance, and even they aren't always good. James has it best because, remember? He doesn't need to pay rent on mummy's. Just the utilities and station. But the utiities are kinda useless now though. But since I have all the stations they're surprisingly useful; I get $200 and $100 notes practically rule this game. Everything is spent with $100 notes. We're having a break right now but they're watching a movie and I'm writing this, so I dunno if we'll continue it. Actually, I think they're talking about it now. Actually, they are, as my dad jsut said. We're continuing this tomorrow, apparently. I think this is a rather good idea, as I just thought of it as I was listening to them talk. As they started talking half-way through the sentance before I said that I really diudn't have time to put it in though. I hope you understand. *pats LJ on the head* And yes, I DID think that. You have to give me SOME credit here! Now, that's just rude. You meanie. *sniff* Mmmn, I love this song *sings her favourite part* I'm feeling all out of my element Throwing things Crying Try'na figure out where the hell I went wrong The pain reflected in this song Ain't even half of what I'm feeling inside I needja needja back in my life Haha, love that part. Damn, it's hard to write a certain part of a song as the song is playing. You can't listen to the song unless it's the part you're writing, and even I can't write THAT fast, I can barely SING that part. Well, I can now, but I never used to be able to. Now Don'cha is on. It always makes me laugh, or at least smile. Makes me think of my Ayame icon. Heh. And also the time where one of James's friends (One which was surprisingly not evil) (well, not AS evil) (He doesn't hate me and take pleasure from my pain, anyway) was singing it, and James goes all, "No, actually, I don't." I was in the room and I jsut cracked up laughing. James just turned to me and smiled that weird, lopsided, almost wry smile he always does when he makes me laugh and it isn't when we're fighting. Yeah...we kinda have a love-hate relationship. Same as me and my dad, really, except...a bit different because my dad scares me/always makes me feel REALLY guilty, even if a) it was smoething stupid and I already said I wouldn't do it again, b) I didn't think it was my fault in the first place, or c) I have no idea what it was that I did in the first place. Yep, C has happened before. Worst day of my life, really. *sips coffee* Anyway, now to tell you what I was gonna tell you last entry: I found a website on which you can download mangas (the ones they have anyway) My internet is being a real bitch and at random times I can't go on hotmail.com or msn I found a library which has all the Fruits Baskets, as well as Hana Kimi 1. In the order stated above: They have Fruits Basket, Chobits and Full Metal Alchemist that i can remember. I have since downloaded the entire Chobits series. It was AWESOME. I didn't download Furuba though, it felt weird. It payed off though when a day or two later I found point three. Really, it would be more accurate to say it's not letting me on and at random points it is. Fucking internet. It doesn't actually HAVE them yet (still getting them, apparently all in a shit-load of mangas), and there are people in front of me in reserving them. One in Furuba and Hanakimi 1, 2 in Furuba 2 Oh! Because of You! I <33333333333333 THIS SONG!!! WILL LISTEN!!! It's finished now. I especially like the refrain or whatever: I watched you doubt, I held you cry, Every night in your sleep I was so young, you should have known Better than to lean on me You never thought of anyone else You just saw your pain And now I cry in the middle of the night For the same damn thing Especially those last two lines. Oh, how good it is... I have dubbed this song 'Yuki's song'. So now, Yuki has two songs: 'One Summer Day' from Spirited Away (Well, it was really only the piano part which reminded me of him, but I decided to be generous and give him the whole song), and now 'Because of You'. Makes me think of him and Akito, in some weird, twisted way. And those last two lines of the refrain remind me of this fic where Yuki and Kyo are having a (verbal) fight but the blows are really deep and hurtful because they're true, and then kyo says that Yuki's just like Akito and the former almost kills the latter. I didn't blame him. That might've been because it was so interesting though. Once again, i know I haven't said it in a while but I'll say it again: THERE SHOULD BE A WORD FOR VERY INTERESTING. I'd make one up, but feh, I'm gonna post now. I just decided that.

OMG!!!!! [16 Jan 2006|08:44pm] [ mood | lazy ] [ music | Simple and Clean - Kingdom Hearts ] Well. I'm not really sure how to start this. OMG MY COMPUTER IS THE STUPIDEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!, OMG I JUST FOUND THE COOLEST WEBSITE EVAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!, or, OMG MY NANNY AND POPPY HAVE THE BEST LIBRARY IN THE UNIVERSE!!!! all seem appropriate. Any way we start with OMG and the first sentance ends with several exclamation lines. Well, actually, I guess not now. Ah, no, still can- I'll put it in the subject thing! Just to spite...uh...I dunno. SOmebody, or something. Whatever. I'm sure something will be spited by it. Doesn't really matter what. Everything deserves to be spited at least once. I just c & p'ed that to the person I'm talking to on msn with the added comment of 'o_O I'm so weird lol :)' She just agreed with a ':D'. Wait, I was meant to be talking about the above headlines, wasn't I? Not msn conversations and the spiting of random inanimate objects and strangers. Animate strangers, though - not inanimate, I mean. Terebi keshite watashi no koto dake wo! Sorry, couldn't resist. Was listening to 'Simple And Clean' in Japanese. I guess that's 'Hikari' though? I really have no idea - the whole S & C and Hikari thing just makes no sense to me. Whatever. Anyway, getting back to what I wrote in my head before (*facepalm*), I think I'll go with the first, then work my way down. Seems sensible enough. Well then. OMG MY COMPUTER IS THE STUPIDEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!! Ugh, I can't be bothered explaining. I've already explained to 2 people, and that's a lot for me. In fact, I can't be bothered writing. Huh. How about that. LATER!

I didn't steal your boyfriend [13 Jan 2006|05:23pm] [ mood | giggly ] [ music | Don't cha - Pussycat Dolls ] Hey Nothing much to say...just wanted to put this here. It's kinda like a thigie of the characters and pairings I like, to put on my user page for fanfiction.net (ilovemoony04...heh it's kinda old) I might not actually get to putting it there...ah well, I'll put it here so it wasn't for nothing. Series' I like: Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Tokyo Mew Mew, Danny Phantom, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy X Series' I like reading fanfictions about: Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Tokyo Mew Mew, Danny Phantom, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy X-2 (Yeah, I know, I'm so weird...o_O) Very very favourite characters: (In no particular order) Remus Lupin - Harry Potter Baralai - Final Fantasy X-2 Sohma Yuki - Fruits Basket Sohma Ayame - Fruits Basket Ryou Shirogane - Tokyo Mew Mew Very faourite characters: (Ditto) James Potter - Harry Potter Sirius Black - Harry Potter Gippal - Final Fantasy X-2 Sohma Shigure - Fruits Basket Sohma Hatori - Fruits Basket Sohma Akito - Fruits Basket Kouga - Inuyasha Raenef - Demon Diary Eclipse - Demon Diary Keiichiro Akasaka - Tokyo Mew Mew Danny Fenton - Danny Phantom Sam...um...someone - Danny Phantom Favourite Characters: (Ditto) Ginny Weasly - Harry Potter Sohma Haru - Fruits Basket Hanajima Saki - Fruits Basket Sohma Kisa - Fruits Basket Zakuro Fujiwara - Tokyo Mew Mew Very favourite pairings: (No particular pattern as for the seme and the uke) Harry Potter: Remus/Sirius, Remus/James, Sirius/James Tokyo Mew Mew: Ryou/Keiichiro Final Fantasy X-2: Gippal/Baralai, Yuna/Baralai Demon Diary: Eclipse/Raenef Fruits Basket: Kyou/Yuki, Hatori/Ayame, Shigure/Ayame, Hatori/Shigure, Hatori/Ayame/Shigure Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kouga Favourite pairings: Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione Tokyo Mew Mew: Ryou/Ichigo, Minto/Zakuro, Pretty much any combination with Ryou, Masaya, Kisshu and Ichigo Final Fantasy X-2: Rikku/Baralai Demon Diary: Pretty much anything except OC's... Fruits Basket: Yuki/Tohru Haru/Yuki, Haru/Kyou, Haru/Kyou/Yuki, Shigure/Yuki, Shigure/Kyou...to hell with it, anything with Shigure, Ayame, hator, Yuki, Kyou and/or Haru. Maybe even Akito. Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kagome, Inuyasha/Kikyou, Kagome/Kouga Danny Phantom - Danny/Sam Pairings I can Tolerate: Harry Potter: Bill/Fleur, Lupin/Tonks (If I try...) Ummm most things really. Tokyo Mew Mew: ...I think I handled everything up there, but maybe Kisshu/Ichigo. MAYBE. Final Fantasy X-2: Rikku/Gippal, Yuna/Tidus Demon Diary: Er...nothing to say really... Fruits Basket: Kyo/Tohru (Though I'm really not far enough in the manga for any of that about Fruits Basket to be certain...I haven't met a lot of people...) Inuyasha: Miroku/Sango (I hope I got the name right...I keep confusing him with Naraku o_O) Danny Phantom - Pretty much everything I can think of...but then again I've read, like, five fanfics or something So. If a pairing isn't up there, it either is too obscure to really mention, so obscure that I haven't thought of it, I feel pretty indifferent about, I don't like, or I haven't got far enough in the manga/anime to know (Sadly, that is rather common...) Ditto with characters. Mangas I want to try: Marmelaide Boy Hana Kimi Cresent Moon I THINK it's cresent moon...and there are heaps more I just can't remember their names... I'm getting a new icon though. It'll be either the one of Yuki wearing the girls' uniform with 'You do know I'm going to KILL you now...right?' (Or something like that...can't remember exactly...), which was the one I was looking at while I was listening to 'boyfriend' by Ashlee Simpson...and I swear... "Please stop telling all your friends I'm getting sick of them Always staring at me Like I took him from ya" ... That sent me into a fit of giggles...just the whole way it was sang too...the PATRON SONG of that icon! Anyway, either that or the one with Ayame and 'Don'cha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me?' THAT sent me into near histerics too. Just coz it looks like he's actually saying it...it fits him so well...I just cracked up laughing! Anyway, one of the 2. Oh, right, credit. Ummm...*checks* Ummm the first 'You DO realize...that I have to KILL you now...right?' is by mojotmonkey, and the second, 'Don' cha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me?' is by sleepdebtfairy. K? See ya!

[13 Jan 2006|04:13pm] Test

...I just saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to Geico [04 Jan 2006|11:09pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Boyfriend- Ashlee Simpson ] grrrrr...the LJ community furuba_awards is EEEEVIIIIL!!!! So...many...beautiful...funny...icons...can't...have...*twitch**twitch* Mmmmn, lotsta say...for example... NO MORE INUYASHA!!!! *bursts into tears* Quite sad that last night and the night before was only the SECOND time I actually got to see two episodes in a row...and now it's gone...u_u Instead they- OOOH!! oOOOOH!!! WAY TO GO!!! *sings* *Well not really...it IS quarter past eleven folks...* FAKE IT BABY THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW! YOU CAN MAKE IT! COZ EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT'S THE WAY TO GO!!! *stops singing* *metaphorical singing...* *now watches in what is sure to be eternal amusement an icon of Yuki dressed in the girl's uniform as in Furuba 4 with 'You DO realize I have to kill you know...right?'* *Yep, that damn straight is the FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN SO FAR* *except those two things with Ayame* *But those don't count* *coz bringing Ayame into the competition is just unfair* *...* *giggles like hell* *might stop using 'action' signals now* *Neeeeah* *giggles some more* *EEEEEEVIIIIIL!!!!!!!* *is stopping now...stop chucking tomatoes!!!* Phew... *giggles even more* Haha...as I put it so well in the screenshots thing... So funny...but disturbing...but cute...but wearing dress...*brain implodes* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MORE ACTIONS!!!! *runs away in terror* AAAH!!! NOOO!!! THEY'RE STILL HERE!!! *starts sobbing* Readers: *kills ally* OK!!!OK!!! I'll stop now. No need to resort to such extreme measures!! *huffily* ...wow, I'm in a weird mood tonight. Maybe it's because for the first time in WAY TOO LONG I can stay up past 11 thirty...gr... ANYway... *tries not to giggle again* *fails* ...so instead of Inuyasha *sobs*, they had Full Metal Alchemist. Mmmn...not being totally oblivious to the world of anime (totally being more of a manga girl) I know how popular it is. (For the manga, I dunno. I'm quite a private person...and I love reading...and some mangas don't have anime...you know? And also, sometimes it's kinda...almost embarassing. Not that mangas can't be sometimes as well...I'm reminded of the time I was reading Chobits 1 at school...a Christian school...in the year 6 and 7 area of the school...and a girl walked up to me and asked me why I was reading it backwards...*starts laughing at the memory*) Man, my brackets are long aren't they? *shrugs* Wow...I sure use a lot of actions don't I? *thinks* At least...maybe because of all of those up there *points upwards* I'm just noticcing them more...feh... I SAY FEH TO YOOOOU!!!! ... ...best to just ignore that... ...ok...I saw it on an icon -_-;;; bloody icons... ('Boyfriend' by Ashlee Simpson just came on...seems odly fitting for this... http://www.livejournal.com/community/furuba_awards/55186.html#cutid1 which is, btw, the crossdressing theme for Furuba_awards ^-^;;;;; Seriously!!! It actually fits...for some demented reason...oh and btw this is the BEST THEME EVAAAAAAR.) (The only problem is some of them aren't there anymore...:( ) (BTW I'm saving my faves to my computer but just as MSN icons) (Please stop telling all your friends I'm getting sick of them always staring at me like I took him from ya... now...listen to that while looking at this... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/viveroonies/avatars/fb03.gif H I L A R I O U S . nuff said.) (Yup...Boyfriend is kinda like the patron track of that theme...at least...it is now...) Ok, ok, enough with the brackets!!! *pushes them away* Now to say what I actually CAME ON HERE TO SAY... *starts giggling again as she mentally replays the above lyric to the icon...I told you, ETERNAL amusement* No, no, THAT WASN'T IT!!!!! Ok, ok...I'll stop looking at the icons...for a while...*cough* OH!!! OH!!! THAT REMINDS ME!!! *goes off to get stuffs* Ok, ok, (Wow, I say that a LOT, don't I?) I can't actually GET it for the EXACT quote...but here is it... OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!! I mean...I've heard about that stuff before but I've never seen it for real!!! This is what fangirls are supposed to weep for joy over... TRUE GAY LOVE!!! *cracks up laughing* *then also laughs at a clever Shigure 'If I followed you home would you keep me' icon in the 'pick up lines' set* Oy vey...I'm hopeless...I've been on here for three quarters of an hour AT NIGHT WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS ASLEEP AND I STILL HAVEN'T READ ANY FANFICTIONS!!!! Apocolypse... Another thing I haven't done which I intended to do was say what I was going to say on here. But I'm definitely not surprised about that...it'd be practically apocolpse if I DID say EVERYTHING... Whatever. I'm just gonna stop trying. AND KEEP LOOKING AT ICONS!!!!! Lol. An except from the 'Ultimate Unofficial Guide to the Mysteries of Harry Potter books 1-4'... ...What will Sirius and Lupin discuss while they are together? What will be revealed? What will these old mischief makers plot? ...cough. The funny things is that directly after reading that, as I thought 'coug', I actually did, UNINTENTIONALLY COUGH. Seriously- I have a cold, I'm coughing all the time. But still... Heh heh...I just read this joke... The bear and the rabbit There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish. The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish. It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay." Hmmm...maybe I should change that to a Rat and a Cat...and Japan...SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN!!! The Cat and the Rat There once was a Cat and a Rat that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The Cat went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male Cat in this city." And he got his wish. The Rat said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish. The Cat went up and said, "I wish to be the only male Cat in Japan, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish. The Rat said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish. The Cat said, "I wish I was the only male Cat in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish. It was the Rat's turn, and he said, "I wish that Cat was gay." Lol. And of course, it HAD to be that the rat was the rabbit...the Rat ALWAYS outsmarts the other animals. That's why I like him! In the words of a very weird authoress, "That's why we love you, you sick half-rodent perv, you!" ...heh. Well...I'm gonna post now. Time's almost up anyway.

Praise be to the almighty Akito [01 Jan 2006|01:58pm] [ mood | contemplative ] [ music | Way to Go!- Rogue Traders, I think ] ...wow. 2006. *low whistle* I just-It...I mean...I can't-it doesn't seem... I can't believe it's 2006. For some reason it feels strangely anticlimactic. Yeah, yeah, I know. Hardly December 26 you say. Wellactually you don't because you're an automated online journal whose entire existance is based on my inputting all my worthless human thoughts and doings into you. That's kinda sad, really,when you think about it. Especially with how often I actually type in you. Well...sorry diary. *hugs LJ even though that's phisically impossible* Ok, ok. The presents. I'm getting to it... 1) Faeries' Landing 4. (Iwas trying to keep it for later, but then I did the literary equivalent of pouncing on it. Mangaed not to finish it until 12 though.) You know how I said wouldn't it be funny if that present I was reffering to as 'the manga' turned out to be something else...? It was. This was actually in my stocking!! How ironic... 2) A book called 'Dreams' which was the book I thought was a manga. It is really weird...I was just looking in it because I had a really weird dream last night (which I'll post later) involving everyone worshipping Akito (Tell youlater...) It's too specific- for 'Witch' it says 'If your friends are [dressed as witches] and flying around on broomsticks..' and doesn't offer any alternative o_O 3) Another book called 'Be a Teen Goddess!' Very interesting. Now I have two books on witchcraft, but the first was more of an introduction. I was still verrrry new to Wicca, and just wanted the spells ^.^;;; But this is a lot better...it tells me a lot about Wicca I really need to know. I really think Wicca is right for me now...I want to become one, once I learn even more. Luckily, I think I will... 4) Two choolate christmas stocking things, a baggie thingie of chocolate coins and a Chubba chup or two. Need I say more...? So far I've eaten 2 big chocolate bars from seperate stockings, 2 chocolate coins and zero lollypops. Saving them...:D It's like a contest betwee me and my brother- see who can make theirs last the longest. 5) A t-shirt, two pairs of boardshorts, a pair of thongs and a cool purple tank top. Oh yeah and two bras. My first real ones!! I'm glad no-one's gonna read this... 6) A cool photo album which I will NEVER EVER USE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER. If that makes any sense whatsoever. u_u;;; 7) A 'How to Draw Deltora Monsters' book. This would be super awesome except for the fact that I don't actually read the books...oh well...maybe I can use it anyway...wish I could exchange it for a 'How to Draw Manga' book... (Heheheheheeee...I was just reading this delightfully Kyo-torturous, yaoi-started story called 'Suspension'...lol...I was just sitting here laughing then my mum came in and she's like, "What are you laughing about?" So I just explain to her that you need to read the manga to understand. Close enough n.n;; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2728239/1/) 8) $50. 'nuff said. 9) A $30 Borders voucher. That kinda annoyed me...if most, nay, almost all books are around $20...then WHY GIVE THE PERSON THIRTY?! Anway, I'm using ten from my fifty dollars to buy another book. Two mangas, coz we went to borders and there's this thing where if you buy two 'graphic novels' you get another free. Score. I'm gonna get Fruits Basket 1 (FINALLY) and Demon Diary 4. I didn't get them when we went there coz they didn't have them... (well they said they SHOULD have Furuba but the section is so messy I couldn't fr the life of me FIND THE DAMN THING) but they said they would later. (I just saw the new calender...this year's the year of the dog. I'mjust like, "Oh yeah! Because my brother is turning twelve..." That's right. My brother is a dog. My mum is a horse and my dad, lucky bastard that he is, is a rat. Lol. And yes, that's right, my dad is six years older than my mum. And me? Why, I'm a monkey. I WANNA SEE RITSU!!! And the horse. It's...Rin or something right? I know Kureno's the rooter...) 10) A brcelet. It's kinda plain, but still good. 11) The Wicca Bible. VERY VERY USEFUL...I totally wanna read it but I'm reading 'Be a Teen Goddess' first...I flicked through it though...I read a part about Gods though. Then later my mum and aunt were joking about Uranus being the god of sewage (sp?) and stuff, so I read it out. My mum found it amusing that a mane fertiliy god is called 'Uranus'. You know, that IS kinda funny... 12) The Sims 2 Nightlife I Can't believe I forgot about this!!! Man...but seriously, it's really cool. ESPECIALLY the whole vampire thing!!! I'm like making all these sims just specifically so the can become vampires...AWESOME. 13) So Fresh Hits of Summer 2006 and greatest hits of 2005 Ditto. The first CD is much better than thesecond...I just keep listening to it...especially number 8, Way to Go! I just listen to it over and over again! Lol. I think I'llpost now...don't wanna lose it...heh heh... P.S. Wow...thirteen presents...*glances around suspiciously*

MERY CHRISTMAS!!! *waves* [24 Dec 2005|05:34pm] [ mood | excited ] [ music | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reigndeer ] Ok, ok. I know this is like five minutes after I put the last update up. So sue me for being a writer thus liking things to be dramatic thus ending things when it's a good time thus ending it when it's a good time thus having to put up a new journal entry thus being a writer!!! ...if that made ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. Mmmn, anyway, despite the fact that I HATE knowing, or even THINKING about what my presents will be (I like them to be a COMPLETE msurprise), I thought it would be interesting to put here what I THINK I've/I'll get for Christmas, then write on the 26th (you don't expect me to update on Xmas, do you? *puppy dog eyes*) what I DID get. MMkay? So. Here are my assumptions: ** The forth Faeries' Landing manga. This is due to a) there is a manga shaped present under the tree for me b) the spine is on the left (I checked n_n;;; Masochist. Right.), so it must be Korean, c) when we went to Borders (Didn't I tell you about it? There are like four or five more manga shelves than I thought there were. I was practically drooling.) I showed my parents them and told them what I was up to, etc etc. Seriously, I actually wasn't hinting. No, really! I just like talking about mangas...^_^;;; d) they KNOW how obsessed about mangas I am. It could be Demon Diary too, really, but I told them all about Faeries' Landing so it's probably that. (about time...we were gonna buy them in AUGUST!!! AUGUST TELLS YA!!!) ** The So Fresh hits of Summer and biggest hits of 2005 CD. I think I'll get this because there is a CD-shaped object under the tree and I was telling my mum about it when we had to get Jacqui a present. I don't usually like the So Fresh ones, but a) it has double the songs, and b) it has the biggest hits of 2005 so I'll know at least a few of them. I saw the add and it looks like a few of the songs I like are on there. Sugoi. ** A borders book voucher. This is because my dad was asking me what to tell the person who's buying for me this year what I want and I had about a paragraph of information about my favourite mangas, where I'm up to, how much they are etc etc. It was...a bit much so I think they kinda went "0_0...let's just get her a voucher..." And, of course, there is a voucher-shaped-object under the tree. It's kinda stupid if they DID get that though, because I actually SAID in the paragraph they're ten bucks over the net but twenty in the stores. oh well. ** The Sims 2 Nightlife Now. I have no actual evidence for this...except for the fact that it came out MONTHS ago and we had to wait for Christmas, and we all LOVE the Sims (we have them all except Hot Date and Livin' Large...even though Nightlife is kinda a newer, better version of Hot Date), and I've always asked for it when asked what I want for Christmas. No Nightlife-shaped presents, but might get it from 'Santa'. ** Money. Ok. I KNOW I'm getting this. Grandpa Dennis ALWAYS gives ALL his grandkids money. Nanny and Poppy TOLD US they were giving us money. Sure much? I'm gonna buy mangas with the money from Nanny and Poppy so the mangas are kinda my gift. Unless they give us a stupid VOUCHER...gr. ** Clothes. There are a few soft presents under the tree. I am a thirteen-year-old girl. I have about eight cousins and a brother. It is from my Nanna. Duh much. ** Books. Come on, it's me here! 'When in doubt, buy Ally a book.' Any book. Some people seem to think it doesn't matter what book at all, I just love reading SO MUCH they can just buy me whatever! Whatever. Aaaaaaaaand...that's all I have. Well...until...whenever then, mmmkay? MERRY CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!

Puzzleshipping [24 Dec 2005|05:22pm] [ mood | relieved ] [ music | Some old song my dad likes I've got stuck in my head ] OMG. OMGOMGOMG. Ok. I spent about an hour looking for layouts. I'd find them...but then complications would arise. 1) I couldn't get them 2) I didn't like them 3) Whenever I uploaded the images and EVERYTHING, the images wouldn't show up when I went to my journal. 4) One time they didn't even GIVE me the image to upload!!! So. I got very frustrated. Aka slightly homicidal. And I had enough energy from not expressing my excitement for the fact that it is Christmas eve. Basically I was ready to destroy every single centimetre of my computer. This was unadvisable, so I went out on to the trampoline to vent my anger. Then I came back, and went to this lj layout thing I'd gone to before. It has very beautiful slash layouts, but they were almost all YuGiOh so I kind of thought, 'Hmmm, I'll see if I can get better'. Usually, that is. I was so frustrated I thought, 'maybe I can use one of these?' So I went to a Puzzleshipping one I had liked (It said 'Warning- darkish' next to it which instantly piqued my intrest), and decided to try it. I uploaded the image...put it in the code...put it in the 'modify journal' space...and wished it would work. I 'knew' it wouldn't though. Why would it? It wouldn't make any sense if it worked now! BUT. IT. DID. *gestures to the beautiful shounen-ai goodness above* It's dark. It's beautiful. It's shounen-ai. WHAT MORE COULD I WANT!?!?!?! I still have NO IDEA why it works now, but now I have even MORE respect for that community. WHY didn't I ever SEE it BEFORE!?!?! I don't know that either. But whatever. I'm happy.

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